“I’m fighting a losing battle.” – Liz Lemon

“Full disclosure, most of my experience is putting babies in women.” – Dr. Spaceman

“Okay. Season Five. Here we go.” – Liz

“She is… difficult.” – Dr. Spaceman on dating Squeaky Fromme

“But we can use ‘It’s Your B-Day, Bitch’ by Snooki’s mom.” – Pete

“You get an ‘I Met a Congresswoman’ sticker.” – Regina Goodman

“I’m either very happy right now, or having a pretty bad Donkey Spell.” – Kenneth

“I’m looking for D.I.C.K., Avery.” – Jack

“Have I not told you about my grandmother fetish?” – Jack Donaghy

James Franco in love with Japanese body pillows = funny.

“Even you can’t pull this off, Jack. Mrs. Doubtfire shimself could not do this.” – Liz to Jack