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Category: TV
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Frank’s Brother”: mouth hoagies
“I guess that don’t leave me with no choice… but to be a mature-ass adult about this s—! I’m working on my temper. But know that I strongly disagree with this!” – Reggie
Breaking Bad, “Full Measure”: the return of Heisenberg
“I can’t do it, Mr. White… Like you said I’m not a… I can’t do it.” – Jesse It’s hard to imagine an unbelievably good third season ending on a more tense and dramatic and […]
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games”: sunny spots
Emotional battery and public humiliation await all who would play.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Dennis Gets Divorced”: Ponderosa’s Ponderosa
“I’m not drunk. I’m more sober than I’ve ever been in my entire life.” – Dennis
Supernatural: “Hook Man”: scary campfire stories
“Aren’t you glad you didn’t turn on the light?” – Hook Man
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Peter/Tai/German”: a series of circular movements
“Like the penis raises, and they go ‘yes’! The penis goes down, and they go, ‘no.’” – Patti
Breaking Bad, “Fly”: clear the contaminant
“I’m saying I lived too long.” – Walt
Supernatural, “Skin”: a shape shifting baddie
Some Supernatural super fan must have attempted to calculate how many thousands of miles the Winchester-mobile has rolled through by now, right?
Supernatural, “Wendigo”: a perfect hunter lurks in the woods
“There’s something evil out in those woods,” an old dude tells the boys.
Breaking Bad, “Fifty-One”: goodbye Aztek, hello Heisenberg-mobile
Walt and Skyler’s relationship has once again completely fallen apart.
Love & WWE: Bianca & Montez, “Too Busy To Get Busy”: butt hurt
“It’s just been a constant, constant ripping and running, left and right, north and south, east and west.” – Montez
Supernatural, “Phantom Traveler”: dementors stalk the skies
Time really does fly.
Supernatural: “Mommy Dearest”: monster mash mayhem
Mommy is visiting and she’s bringing gifts!
Supernatural: “The Man Who Would Be King”: all about soul(s)
Dean has another wayward brother issue.
Spartacus: Vengeance: 8 Things Creator Steven S. DeKnight Wants You to Know
There’s a lot of change going on in the world of Spartacus.
Spartacus: Vengeance cast talks nudity, destiny, and backbiting characters
The STARZ cast reveal how their characters plan to overthrow one another for all the Roman marbles in Season Two.
Supernatural, “Unforgiven”: emotional punch
A stunning blow to fans and the Winchester Brothers.
Grand Cayman: Secrets in Paradise, “Tropic Like It’s Hot”: paradise has a price
“It’s a small island with so much temptation.”
Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, “Missio”: set mind to purpose
“A man of ambition is capable of doing anything.” – Batiatus
Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, “Past Transgressions”: listen how the rooster crows
“Everything is for sale, Batiatus. The question is but price.” – Tullius
Supernatural, “The Born-Again Identity”: It’s all snake oil
“Quit being Dalai-friggin’-Yoda about this. Get pissed!” – Dean
Breaking Bad, “Face Off”: bell of the hall
“We’ve got work to do.” – Walt to Jesse
Supernatural, “Time After Time After Time”: wibbly wobbly timey wimey
This is probably the closest thing we’re going to get to the Winchesters taking on the TARDIS.
Supernatural, “Out With the Old”: i’ll sleep when i’m dead
“Call me if you don’t die.” – Frank
Breaking Bad, “End Times”: an Emmy-worthy episode?
“No more prolonging the inevitable.” – Walter White
Supernatural, “The Mentalists”: hypocrisy, thy name is Winchester
“It never ended well for the siblings.” – museum curator
Supernatural, “The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo”: revenge of the nerds
“I should have taken that job at Google.” – Charlie
Supernatural, “The Slice Girls”: daddy issues
It’s like the world’s longest birth control PSA.
Breaking Bad, “Dead Freight”: dark territory
“The point is, no one other than us, can ever know that this robbery went down. Nobody. Got it?” – Jesse
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mama Maria’s”: Tylenol with codeine
“Any businessman would’ve said, enough’s enough, pull the plug.” – John Esposito
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Lonnie/Patrick”: no sex rules
“This sounds like a Russian mail order thing.” – Lonnie
Supernatural, “The Girl Next Door”: the good, the bad, and the redundant
“New rule: you steal my baby, you get punched.” – Dean
Supernatural, “The French Mistake”: alternate superNATURALs
Supernatural hits new heights as it mirrors reality.
Supernatural, “Slash Fiction”: Psycho butch and sundance
“There is no such thing as a random series of robbery-murders by your evil twins.” – Frank
Breaking Bad, “Crawl Space”: the follow Jesse rule
“No one is going to prison.” – Ted
Supernatural, “Season 7, Time for a Wedding”: don’t bite the hand that feeds you
“You’re so pathetic it actually loops around again to cute.” – Guy
Supernatural, “Shut Up, Dr. Phil”: a love story… sorta
Quirky gore and just a touch of impending doom makes for a nice throwback to some vintage Supernatural.
Breaking Bad, “Caballo Sin Nombre”: pizza on the roof
“I can’t be the bad guy.” – Walt
Supernatural, “Repo Man”: I love luci
“Good morning, Vietnam!” – Hallucifer
Supernatural, “Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie”: the power of cheese
Sam Winchester: possessed by the devil, tortured in the deepest pit of hell and… still afraid of clowns.
Breaking Bad, “Bullet Points”: buzzcut
“Yeah you do have a little s—/creek action happening.” – Saul Goodman
Supernatural, “My Heart Will Go On”: Titanic fate
Sinking the Titanic just became Fate’s number one priority.
Supernatural, “Party On, Garth”: the hapless hunter drinking game
“Beer’s not food. It’s whatever water is.” – Dean
Breaking Bad, “Bug”: fightin’ words
“I need you to help prevent an all-out war.” – Gus Fring
Supernatural, “Mannequin 3: The Reckoning”: fraying plot threads
A loose end gets tied up… poorly.
Supernatural, “Meet the New Boss”: the little angel that could
“Not going to get my hopes up just to get kicked in the daddy pills again.” – Dean
Breaking Bad, “Box Cutter”: the wait is finally over
“Something in the hole went, ‘click, click.’ The box cutter went, ‘click, click.'” – Wu-Tang Clan, “Careful (Click Click)”
Supernatural, “Like a Virgin”: attention grabbing
Supernatural comes out swinging.
Supernatural, “Let it Bleed” and “The Man Who Knew Too Much”: Castiel rises
Loyalty, betrayal, and trust issues with an Angel. Yes, this is Supernatural.
Supernatural, “How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters”: mystery meat
This is Dean’s brain. This is Dean’s brain on turducken.
Breaking Bad, “Abiquiu”: making that feeling last
“What is Ice Station Zebra Associates?” – Skyler
Supernatural, “Hello, Cruel World”: Sam flew over the cuckoo’s nest
“You just lost one of the best friends you ever had, your brother’s in the bell jar, and purgatory’s most wanted are surfing the sewer lines, but I get it. You’re fine.” – Bobby
Supernatural, “Frontierland”: the good, the bad and the (darn right) ugly
The Phoenix will not be rising this time!
Supernatural, “Defending Your Life”: another slow day at the office
“This guy homes in on people who feel guilty. Who does that sound like to you?” – Bobby
Supernatural, “Death’s Door”: head trip
Bobby Singer, this is your life.
Supernatural, “And Then There Were None”: whetting the appetite
Dramatic, shocking and exhilarating… a new monster rises.
Supernatural, “Adventures in Babysitting”: service with a smile
“I call it being a professional. Do it right. With a smile. Or don’t do it.” – Frank
Suits: “Errors and Omissions”: sex, drugs, and… more sex and drugs
“Is that sweat on your well-moisturized brow, Mr. Specter?”
Suits, “Pilot”: the prince and the pothead
Suits = Psych meets White Collar.
Conan O’Brien Must Go brings Conan’s need for a friend to the Max
“That’s what I do. That is my gift.”
Suits, “Undefeated”: all’s fair
“This is a law office, not Lord of the Flies.” – Mike
Suits, “Tricks of the Trade”: Batman and Robin head to wall street
Needs more POW! BOP! And KABOOM!
Suits, “Rules of the Game”: dinner with the antichrist
Silence is golden… sometimes.
Suits, “Play the Man”: everybody hates Mike
“I don’t think you understand how high maintenance this place is.” – Harvey
Suits, “Inside Track”: Robin Hood: men in well-tailored slacks
Harvey is Harvey and Mike is an idiot.
The Sympathizer has great fun with post-Vietnam War spy games
“I was a man of two faces. The war was ending. And I awaited my new assignment.”
Suits, “Identity Crisis”: The Louis Litt Show
“I get along with me just fine.” – Harvey
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Jeff/Julien”: the flagpole rises
“He’s not really rocking. He’s a software guy.” – Patti
Suits, “Dirty Little Secrets”: bring on the backstory
“Isn’t she a little taller than you?” – Quentin “It’s the heels.” – Harvey
Suits, “Dog Fight”: atonement
“I’m going to tell you a story about what that man did for me.” – Mike
Suits, “Bail Out”: you’re so money and you don’t even know it
“You don’t send a puppy to clean up its own mess. Optimally you don’t even have a puppy.” – Harvey
Vanderpump Villa: Vanderpump Rules meets Below Deck on a French estate
Vanderpump Rules meets Below Deck-style conflict and hookup fest dynamics? Looks really fun.
Cougar Town, “Letting You Go”: morning drinking
“That makes my lady parts beep.” – Laurie
Cougar Town, “Little Girl Blues”: Cobb-stopping
“Hey it’s okay. It’s scary to meet your boyfriend’s mom.” – Jules to Kirsten
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Dave/Harold”: okey dokey smokey
“I’m looking for a girl that has the compliments and the beauty of Maxim meets FHM, with a Harvard degree, who’s sweet as sugar, who got off the farm, and wouldn’t expect a thing.” – Patti
Cougar Town, “Let Yourself Go”: slap out of it
“Wine up, everybody!” – Jules
Cougar Town, “Finding Out”: ultimate penny can
“Jules, in a relationship sometimes you have to do things that you don’t want to do. It’s part of being a couple.” – Grayson
Parish deploys Giancarlo Esposito in a New Orleans-based thriller
Parish is a Giancarlo Esposito showcase, and a richly deserved one.
Cougar Town, “Feel A Whole Lot Better”: that’s what he said
“Friends with benefits… the old F.W.B.” – Jules
Cougar Town, “Down South”: nice guys finish last
“I’m only an okay storm. I’m not a perfect storm!” – Ellie
Cougar Town, “Counting On You”: churro holes and snuggies
“You should probably tweet about your problems.” – Laurie
Cougar Town, “Breakdown”: weird thing to pound out
“You suck at musical beers.” – Jules
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “The Plastic Surgeon & The Pole Dancer”: God complex
“She’s a stripper teacher. Let’s call it what it is.” – Patti
Cougar Town, “All Mixed Up”: the blue lagoonies
“I thought that our Grayson-ship was going great.” – Jules
Cougar Town, “Ain’t Love Strange”: and so it is
“Yes, it’s still called Cougar Town. We’re upset, too.” – Opening credits title card
Cougar Town, “A One Story Town”: operation kiss-the-girl
“No, it’s not Scrubs in Florida with lots of wine.” – Opening credits title card
Cougar Town, “A Mind with a Heart of Its Own”: people pleasing
“Titles we liked better than Cougar Town: Sunshine State, The Drinking Age, Cougar City, Mid-Life.” – Opening credits title card
The Walking Dead: considering the “zombie guts” technique
Why don’t the veteran zombie fighters of The Walking Dead use the zombie guts technique early, often, and nearly always in fending off the undead biters?
The Walking Dead, “Welcome to the Tombs”: kill or die
We barely even got zombies.
Kourtney & Kim Take New York, “Go Get Your Man”: countdown to divorce
“The Hump is back!” – Kris
The Walking Dead, “What Lies Ahead”: second chances
“It’s all about slim chances now.” – Rick
The Walking Dead, “Wildfire”: CDC
“And we have fewer people. That makes us weaker.” – Lori
The Walking Dead, “Vatos”: ambush
“The only reason I got away is because the dead were too busy eating my family.” – Jim
The Walking Dead, “Tell It to the Frogs”: awkward zombie apocalypse
“It’s gotta be the brain.” – Daryl
Ripley: Netflix reboots The Talented Mr. Ripley as a prestige limited series
Ripley will premiere on Netflix on Thursday, April 4th, 2024. The limited series comprises eight episodes.
The Walking Dead, “Pretty Much Dead Already”: the inevitable clash
“At least I can say that when the world went to s— I didn’t let it take me down with it.” – Dale
The Walking Dead, “Save The Last One”: saving the best for last
“Merle Dixon’s clap was the best thing that ever happened to you.” – Maggie
The Walking Dead, “Nebraska”: WWSD (what would Shane do?)
“Death is death, it’s always been there.” – Rick
The Walking Dead, “Judge, Jury, Executioner”: one step forward, two steps back
“Who says we’re civilized anymore?” – Andrea