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Tag: Crime Dramas
Boardwalk Empire, “Anastasia”: prettier than Lillian Gish
“I ain’t building no bookcase.” – Chalky
Boardwalk Empire, “A Return to Normalcy”: a very funny proposition
“We all have to decide for ourselves how much sin we can live with.” – Nucky
The Killing, “Stonewalled”: Holder channels Bubbles
“Adams wants to play dirty, he best like the taste of mud.” – Richmond
The Killing, “Super 8”: not so super
“Rosie’s gone. Finding out who killed her won’t change that.” – Stan
The Killing, “Undertow”: more like blundertow
“They need a reason to believe in you again.” – Gwen
The Killing, “Vengeance”: Osama bin Bennett?
“The guy was right. But he was wearing a dress.” – Holder
The Killing, “Missing”: hamburger, extra mayo, hold the patty
“Everything makes sense depending on how you perceive it.” – Holder
The Killing, “Orpheus Descending”: the straw that broke the critic’s back
“I’m leaving, Councilman.” – Linden
The Killing, “Pilot” and “The Cage”: Rosies are dead, violets are blue
“The cops are asking about birthmarks and scars and jewelery and anything they can identify her with.” – Mitch
The Killing, “A Soundless Echo”: plot for teacher
“Today is all that matters… I am just so ready to start living.” – Rosie Larsen
The Killing, “Beau Soleil”: I know what you did last bummer
“Nothing beats dead Indians. Didn’t you see Poltergeist?” – Jamie
The Killing, “El Diablo”: chocolate chip paincakes
“Does this remind you about what happened to your wife?” – Reporter
The Killing, “I’ll Let You Know When I Get There”: riverboat gambler
“There’s always going to be another case, another body, another excuse not to move forward.” – Rick
Terriers, “Ring-A-Ding-Ding”: jewel of denial
“I was drunk and it wasn’t me, but I knew exactly what I was doing.” – Katie
Terriers, “Sins of the Past”: three years ago
“Man, I’m batting one thousand tonight here, huh?” – Hank
Terriers, “Missing Persons”: don’t you forget about me
“See that’s the problem with amnesiacs, they don’t get the movie references.” – Hank
Terriers, “Pimp Daddy”: trouble-crossed
“You’re more reckless sober than you were drunk.” – Gretchen
Terriers, “Quid Pro Quo”: giving thanks to great television
“I’m totally douched here, aren’t I?” – Britt
Terriers, “Change Partners”: how low can you go?
“I only meant to hurt myself.” – Foster
Terriers, “Fustercluck”: off medication
“Steal a quarter of a million dollars from me.” – Lindus
Terriers, “Hail Mary”: left or straight?
“Take care of yourself, Britt.” – Hank
Terriers, “Manifest Destiny”: cancer in the ground
“Congratulations. You can Google and use a digital camera. What do you want?” – Hank
Terriers, “Asunder”: the five stages of grief
“There’s a name for guys like you too, but I promised Father Michael I wouldn’t use that word.” – Hank
Terriers, “Agua Caliente”: trouble in T.J.
“You guys have water spots on your ceiling.” – Hank
Sons Of Anarchy, “Una Venta”: mules and dealing
“Mule-ing and dealing are the same goddamn thing.” – Bobby
Sons of Anarchy, “Widening Gyre”: Belfast bound
“We’ll be ready for ’em. They won’t be here long.” – Jimmy O
Sons of Anarchy, “With an X”: the Juice is loose
“This is why mothers should drown baby girls.” – Gemma
Sons of Anarchy, “Toad’s Wild Ride”: spiraling out of control
“She’s a goddamn train wreck.” – Jax, about Gemma
Sons of Anarchy, “Turas”: a barn burner… well, not so much
“Hypocrites, all of ya.” – Gemma to Father Ashby
Sons of Anarchy, “Turning and Turning”: back in gear
“We gotta get to Belfast.” – Jax Teller
Sons of Anarchy, “Out”: jailbreak
“We’re not a gang, we’re a motorcycle club.” – Clay
Sons of Anarchy, “Sovereign”: new man in charge
“I’m a companionator. I bring folks together. I’m all about the love.” – Nero
Sons Of Anarchy, “The Push”: flipping the script
“I’m protecting my club and my family.” – Jax Teller
Sons of Anarchy, “To Be, Act Two”: twist and shout at the TV
“It’s our club now.” – Jax
Sons of Anarchy, “To Be, Act One”: man up, Jax
“Why are you telling me this, Mom?” – Jax
Sons of Anarchy, “Lochan Mor”: a new dichotomy
“Welcome to Ireland.” – McGee
Sons of Anarchy, “NS”: redemption songs
“We are all doing impulsive things…” – Gemma
Sons of Anarchy, “Orca Shrugged”: new alliances and dirty tricks
“Every day is a new box. You’re the one who determines if it’s a gift or a coffin.” – Jax
Sons of Anarchy, “June Wedding”: Agent Stahl gets her Vic Mackey on
“Let Charming know they got themselves a hostage situation!” – Salazar
Sons Of Anarchy, “Kiss”: your show is like a roller coaster, baby, baby
“Clay is like a wounded animal. He’s gonna rip apart anything that gets too close.” – Unser
Sons of Anarchy, “Laying Pipe”: losing a son
“You made the wrong choice.” – Opie
Sons Of Anarchy, “Hands”: patricide on the horizon?
“Clay can’t be saved.” – Gemma
Sons of Anarchy, “Home”: spinning wheels (and motorcycle tires)
A very entertaining (but unnecessary?) hour.
Sons of Anarchy, “J’ai Obtenu Cette”: I got this
“It wasn’t about being smart enough to hurt him, it was about being smart enough NOT to hurt him.” – Bobby
Sons of Anarchy, “Burnt And Purged Away”: Opie’s revenge
“I’d watch your back. Opie will want settled scores.” – Gemma
Sons of Anarchy, “Booster”: the Mexican connection
“I’ve given my whole life for this club, I don’t wanna walk away with nothing.” – Clay
Sons Of Anarchy, “Family Recipe”: Piney’s last ride
“We’re living in goddamn Juarez here.” – Gemma
Sons of Anarchy, “Authority Vested”: getting affairs in order
“Hey, I’m all about the fairytale, baby.” – Jax
Sons Of Anarchy, “Fruit For The Crows”: déjà vu all over again
“That’s embracing the stereotype, man.” – Tig