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Tag: Hotel Hell
Hotel Hell, “Brick Hotel”: the laughingstock of Newtown
“What is this, a tea party for rats?” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “Vienna Restaurant and Inn”: Krach pots
“You have these rumors going around. People say, ‘Ooh, the Vienna. They’re all swingers. It’s a big brothel.’” – Jessica
Hotel Hell, “Angler’s Lodge”: dipped in elk’s blood
“When we lost that little boy, our life stopped.” – Dede
Hotel Hell, “Beachfront Inn”: it’s festered, it’s off, it’s bubbling
“Are we not in Florida?” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “The Roosevelt Inn”: the consequences of John Hough’s eccentric behavior
“I can become physically very, very violent and have in the past… people get hurt.” – John Hough
Hotel Hell, “River Rock Inn”: a hot flipping mess
“If you eat these cookies, take one to your next job interview.” – Ken’s nasty-gram
Hotel Hell, “Keating Hotel”: all style and no substance
“Why not just have the Ferrari of hotels?” – Eddie Kean
Hotel Hell, “Cambridge Hotel”: look at how dead they are
“It looked like there was vomit on top of it.” – A diner
Hotel Hell, “Calumet Inn”: too much trash talking around here
“This is real life, this is people’s jobs.” – Jocelyn Goeden
Hotel Hell, “Curtis House Inn”: skid marks and a ghost named Betty
“There are spirits here.” – T.J. Hardisty
Hotel Hell, “Four Seasons Inn”: it’s like a house of madness
“Did the dog just throw up on my plate?” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “Hotel Chester”: I’d rather eat a f—ing Beatle
“I feel like I’m in the witness protection program.” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “Applegate River Lodge”: Pa Butt’s Butt Hut
“We party a lot in here, who knows what happens to the carpets, right?” – Pa Butt
Hotel Hell, “Monticello Hotel”: the loving Mr. Lovingfoss
“I mean really, how f—ing arrogant.” – Dan Laney
Hotel Hell, “Meson De Mesilla”: beige on beige on beige
“I bought the hotel to sing.” – Cali Szczawinski
Hotel Hell, “Murphys Hotel” (or Kitchen Nightmares: Super Sexed Up Frat Hotel Edition)
“Are you the man with the G-string?” – Gordon Ramsay