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Tag: How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother, “The Rebound Girl”: babies, babies, babies
“Girlfriend, if all three of us were gay, we would be having fun.” – Ted
How I Met Your Mother, “The Slutty Pumpkin Returns”: comparative happy endings
“Classic Shmosby.” – Barney
How I Met Your Mother, “The Stinson Missile Crisis”: bimbo delivery systems
“It’s fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.” – Marshall
How I Met Your Mother, “Tick, Tick, Tick”: breaking up and toking up
“We’re getting old.” – Marshall
How I Met Your Mother, “Trilogy Time”: three men and a baby
“I don’t know what I love more, his thick mustache or his trucker hat.” – Lily
How I Met Your Mother, “Unfinished”: moving forward, moving on
“You can’t delete contacts from your brain, Lily.” – Robin Scherbatsky
How I Met Your Mother, “The Best Man”: punchy drunk love
“Single file, ladies. No fatties!” – Barney
How I Met Your Mother, “The Broath”: the long con
“I just worship chaos.” – Quinn
How I Met Your Mother, “The Burning Beekeeper”: overly ambitious?
Doing laps but not really going anywhere.
How I Met Your Mother, “The Drunk Train”: train in vain
“Last week I went out with a girl whose favorite band is Glee.” – Barney
How I Met Your Mother, “Mystery vs. History”: it’s a boy!
“Last summer I dropped a deuce that actually looked like a number two!” – Lily
How I Met Your Mother, “Noretta”: Oedipus Stinson
“Psychologically speaking, it’s perfectly normal to end up with someone like your parents.” – Kevin
How I Met Your Mother, “Of Course”: super date
“Bang bang” songs: rock on.
How I Met Your Mother, “Say Cheese”: oh please
Let NPH be NPH.
How I Met Your Mother, “Subway Wars”: we need a win
“Machines are overrated, and someone needs to take them down a peg.” – Marshall Erickson
How I Met Your Mother, “Cleaning House”: because Santa is a lie
“It’s time to let go of the fantasies.” – Barney
How I Met Your Mother, “Field Trip”: forest moon of Endor
“I don’t care how good it is, I’m not going to have a third piece of cake.” – Marhsall
How I Met Your Mother, “Disaster Averted”: no boogie boarding allowed
“You must be by my side protecting me.” – Marshall
How I Met Your Mother, “Good Crazy”: the return of Beercules
“Thanks for ruining Cage Night.” – Barney
How I Met Your Mother, “Karma”: karma’s a… ain’t it?
“No matter how many things you put in this room, I’ll still be here.” – Ghost Robin
How I Met Your Mother, “A Change of Heart”: skipping a beat
“With a healthy diet you can live a long and healthy life… if nobody stabs you.” – Barney’s doctor
How I Met Your Mother, “Architect of Destruction”: newer is better
“I’m going to give you four words to live by: new is always better.” – Barney
How I Met Your Mother, “Baby Talk”: nice to be needed
“Our DVR won’t recognize it as a television program.” – Marshall Erickson, on Robin’s show