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Tag: Modern Family
Modern Family, “Travels with Scout”: dude, you should label those sticks
“Luke, stay. Luke, stay!” – Phil and Claire to Luke
Modern Family, “Treehouse”: the modern family’s friends
“Well, sometimes life gets in the way… Did I say ‘wife gets in the way?’ I do that sometimes.” – Phil
Modern Family, “Truth Be Told”: you’re only making me stronger
“I was born to play Tevye.” – Manny
Modern Family, “Punkin Chunkin”: dreamers vs. Pritchetts
“Yeah, I heard it.” – Phil
Modern Family, “Send Out the Clowns”: Fizzbo and Lewis
“Griffin! Legendary creature from Greek mythology with the head of a lion and the wings of an eagle…” – Manny
Modern Family, “The Kiss”: it’s in his…
“What are you waiting for, a box of chocolates?” – Jay to Mitch
Modern Family, “Leap Day”: sync-cycle
“She was like this last month. And the month before that. And the month before that. – Luke
Modern Family, “Me? Jealous?”: house of envy
“You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but you can’t make her laugh.” – Phil
Modern Family, “Phil on Wire”: Super Dunphy
“Let’s face it, a well-fed Cam is hardly a model of emotional stability. Now, deprive him of food, and stage by stage, it’s a slow descent into madness.” – Mitchell
Modern Family, “Fears”: what about the pigeons?
The Dunphy clan confronts their fears, including buried treasure, roller coasters, and driving tests. But don’t worry about that, it’s funny.
Modern Family, “Go Bullfrogs!”: artefacts of excitement
“Go, I can handle it. You’re not the first girl to leave me at this table with a plate full of chicken wings.” – Phil
Modern Family, “Virgin Territory”: statute of limitations
“She’s like a dream wrapped in a wish and poured into jeggings.” – Manny
Modern Family, “Hawaii”: nothing weird, aloha
“It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight.” – Survivor
Modern Family, “Hit and Run”: all the answers
“I’ll admit, I’m kind of turned on by women in power: Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena… Williams… wait a minute…” – Phil
Modern Family, “Egg Drop”: adapt and adopt
“Am I worried that they might write it all down and just do it themselves? Quite frankly, I hadn’t thought about it until just now…” – Phil
Modern Family, “Election Day”: it’s not her drunk voice
“Her spirits are high, her whole family is high – there’s your headline.” – Phil
Modern Family, “Express Christmas”: modern holiday Hijinx
“There is not a soul who can touch you when it comes to shopping and Baby, you know it. Be you.” – Claire to Hayley
Modern Family, “Family Portrait”: kiss me
“It’s my wife’s dad’s second wife so… legally okay but it’s still weird.” – Phil
Modern Family, “Disneyland”: unleash your (inner) child
The family’s trip to Disneyland finally makes a statement regarding a most atrocious parental ploy: child leashes.
Modern Family, “Door to Door”: what do wrapping paper, stop signs, and lost dogs have in common?
“Something something firm handshake.” – Manny
Modern Family, “Dude Ranch” & “When Good Kids Go Bad”: the things we do for family
“Cam! I did a boy thing – I blew up the bird house!” – Mitchell
Modern Family, “After the Fire”: suburban relief
“It just slipped out. Those are the worst three words I could say to Phil.” – Jay
Modern Family, “Aunt Mommy”: com(mission) impossible
“That game already exists – it’s called ‘alcoholism.'” – Mitch
Modern Family, “Baby on Board”: fire and ice
“I’m lying next to my rock.” – Cam
Modern Family, “Benched”: wuving baby talk
“Yeah, I know you have all that greeting card ‘screw you’ money.” – Jay to Mitchell