“Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest, Indiana.” – Leslie
“Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest, Indiana.” – Leslie
“To me, this situation is a blood soaked nightmarish hellscape. To Leslie Knope…” – Ron Swanson
“Winning is every girl’s dream. But it’s my destiny. And my dream.” – Leslie
“Vote for me to be your boyfriend.” – Tom
“You had me at Meat Tornado.” – Ron
“I tried to make Ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.” – Andy
“Hope you brought a change of clothes… because your eyes are about to piss tears.” – Jean-Ralphio
“This strip mall has surprisingly decent chi.” – Chris
“More like Turd Crapley.” – Ben
“I’m just now getting pretty good at shoe-shining and I’m still pretty bad at it.” – Andy
“Fish meat is practically a vegetable.” – Ron Swanson
“There’s an old saying in show business: the show must go wrong.” – Andy
“I’m pretty sure I’ll figure it out.” – Bobby Newport
“Are you Nell from the movie Nell?” – Donna
“Win or lose, I bet you anything that your dad would be proud of you.” – Leslie
Even My Tongue Is Fat: The Story of Pawnee.
Andy Samberg + Parks and Rec = extra awesomeness.