“They come free with Whitney Houston.” – Steve
“They come free with Whitney Houston.” – Steve
“Huh, so this is what a father’s kiss feels like.” – Steve
“On the night of the party, Steve was worried he’d made a huge mistake.” – Puddle
“Say what you will about Paul Shaffer, but he shows up.” – Puddle
“Can a guy who just traveled three weeks on a garbage barge to see you get a hug around here?” – Andy
“It’s like hearing Prince Charming dry-humped Sleeping beauty before he kissed her.” – Steve