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Terriers, “Ring-A-Ding-Ding”: jewel of denial

“I was drunk and it wasn’t me, but I knew exactly what I was doing.” – Katie

“Man, I’m batting one thousand tonight here, huh?” – Hank

“See that’s the problem with amnesiacs, they don’t get the movie references.” – Hank

“You’re more reckless sober than you were drunk.” – Gretchen

“I’m totally douched here, aren’t I?” – Britt

“I only meant to hurt myself.” – Foster

“Steal a quarter of a million dollars from me.” – Lindus

“Take care of yourself, Britt.” – Hank

“Congratulations. You can Google and use a digital camera. What do you want?” – Hank

“There’s a name for guys like you too, but I promised Father Michael I wouldn’t use that word.” – Hank

“You guys have water spots on your ceiling.” – Hank

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