“Pantsing someone was on my list.” – Abed
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Tag: College Shows
Community, “Remedial Chaos Theory”: Troy and Abed’s new apartment
There’s no such thing as Single-Malt Platinum Boobs and Billiards Club? Oh… I guess I never said it out loud. – Jeff
Community, “Studies in Modern Movement”: enter the Dreamatorium
“This is our apartment, too, and just because we’re… awesome… doesn’t mean we’re not adults!” – Troy
Community, “Physical Education”: from geek to chic
“I choose shorts!” – Jeff
Community, “Regional Holiday Music”: save Christmas, #SaveCommunity
“We have to save Christmas to save our friends.” – Troy and Abed
Community, “Origins of Vampire Mythology”: let me be your best friend
I need your help reacting to something. – Abed
Community, “Pascal’s Triangle Revisited”: dancing days are here again
“Finally, a last day of school plot twist.” – Abed
Community, “Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps”: who’s crazy now?
“Devil here! Just popping by with a little damnation orientation.” – Devil-Dean Pelton
Community, “Geography of Global Conflict”: Annie vs. Annie Kim
“Maybe at the Peace Summit we can discuss the possibility of opening a portal to Earth Two… Earth Two is out there! Can’t ignore it forever.” – Abed
Community, “Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism”: the night approacheth
“The night beckons.” – Batman-Abed
Community, “Documentary Filmmaking: Redux”: the story about a story
“Some flies are too awesome for the wall.” – Abed
Community, “Curriculum Unavailable”: renewed perspective
“Talk to me about Crazy Town Banana-Pants.” – Dr. Heidi
Community, “Course Listing Unavailable”: the Greendale Seven
He also left me his ashes. He asked me to burn them. I don’t think he knows how ashes work.” – Abed
Community, “Cooperative Calligraphy”: case of the missing pen
“I still think that man will evolve into woman, not a three-headed dragon.” – Britta
Community, “Contemporary American Poultry”: streets ahead
“Abed, the mafia movie is over.” – Jeff
Community, “Contemporary Impressionists”: post-break breakdown
“Hot. Hot hot hot. – Evil Abed
Community, “Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design”: fake guns, blanket forts, and Dean Danger
“If you conspire with every person who approaches you, you’re not even really conspiring with anyone, you’re just doing random crap.” – Annie
Community, “Competitive Ecology”: odd Todd out
“The way she left, I could tell that somebody – or something – had really put the scare on her. But what? Why? Stapler? Was I crazy, or were they somehow connected?” – Chang’s inner monologue
Community, “Blankets and Pillows”: a dramatic (re)telling
“Part man, part pillow, all carnage.” – Narrator
Community, “Beginner Pottery”: SS Nose Candy
“This class is like a redhead who drinks scotch and watches Die Hard.” – Jeff
Community, “Biology 101”: magical tables and musical chairs
“You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth. You’re the opposite of Batman.” – Troy to Britta
Community, “Basic Genealogy”: Amber alert
“Guys, I’ll be back. But with booty.” – Jeff
Community, “Basic Lupine Urology”: lawless and disorderly
“Boiling water is the icicle-stabbing of yam-killing.” – Jeff
Community, “Anthropology 101”: for every Barbie with a Cosmo subscription
“Abed, why are you mining my life for classic sitcom scenarios?” – Jeff to Abed
Community, “Advanced Gay”: pocketful of Hawthornes
“I’m gonna eat spaceman-Paninis with black Hitler and there’s nothing you can do about it!” – Troy
Community, “Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas”: the true meaning of the holidays
“There’s nothing left to do now but heal and share the experience with as many reputable journals as possible.” – Professor Duncan