Tag: Kitchen Nightmares

Kitchen Nightmares episodes recapped with snark and verve — plus restaurant updates (open or closed?) and more from Gordon Ramsay’s TV kingdom.

Kitchen Nightmares, “Bazzini”: inside a dollhouse

“We’re sinking like the Titanic in here.” – Gordon Ramsay

“I don’t think you can even wrap your mind around how big it is to open a restaurant.” – Erin

“Any businessman would’ve said, enough’s enough, pull the plug.” – John Esposito

Gordan Ramsay revisits two restaurants, which provides an opportunity to eat up lots of time with flashback footage.

“You know what a guido is? That’s what she’s looking for.” – Adele on fortysomething daughter Cheryl

“My dad wanted to choke Joe out.” – Mill Street Bistro employee

“You’re a small man with a fake bistro.” – Gordon Ramsay

“I really want to go home. I need a cooler… I’m just gonna have a glass of wine.” – Lisa

“I’m really hoping he’s not getting the seafood ravioli.” – Rita

“You know what I know about running a high end steak house? Apparently not much.” – Joe the owner

“He doesn’t get off his skinny ass.” – Lisa

“Are you her boss or are you her friend?” – Gordon Ramsay

“The freshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon flying around, and he’s lucky he’s still alive.” – Gordon Ramsay

“My gran could do better, and she’s dead!” – Chef Gordon Ramsay

“Every night sucks hee-uh.” – Teresa the waitress