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Kitchen Nightmares episodes recapped with snark and verve — plus restaurant updates (open or closed?) and more from Gordon Ramsay’s TV kingdom.
20 Bonkers Kitchen Nightmares Episodes You’ll Stay Up Late to Watch
The 20 wildest, weirdest, most bonkers Kitchen Nightmares episodes — complete with Gordon Ramsay meltdowns, restaurant updates, and real-world fallout.
Kitchen Nightmares, “Charlie’s”: you’re like an airhead
“I think we’ve seen a much clearer uglier side of her.” – Daniela Lava
Kitchen Nightmares, “Spin A Yarn”: I’m not as stupid as everyone thinks
“What are you getting so pissed off for?” – Saki Kavouniaris
Kitchen Nightmares, “Park’s Edge”: they’re moldy, you pillock
“Mexican, Asian, Indian, sounds like a fusion confusion.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “El Greco”: he freaking abandoned us again
“Nag, nag, nag – she nags constantly.” – Head Chef Jake
Kitchen Nightmares, “Michon’s”: our food is nasty
“But if it tastes like s—, don’t nobody want to eat that.” – Todesha
Kitchen Nightmares, “Greek at the Harbor”: finally, something that’s edible
“Taste of Greece? Taste of greasy.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Luigi’s”: a little bit lazy, taking shortcuts
“Because of him, because of him!” – Grace
Kitchen Nightmares, “Flamango’s”: Florida + Mangos = hideous beyond belief
“Shut your mouth already!” – Adele
Kitchen Nightmares, “Café 36”: do you want a side of saliva with that?
“When food’s crap, it’s crap.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Sante Le Brea”: it’s like meat but not
“The biggest problem with this restaurant is you. Congratulations. – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Fiesta Sunrise”: it’s like Tijuana threw up in here
“No one listens to me.” – Vic Flores
Kitchen Nightmares, “Sabatiello’s”: why you gotta be a bigshot with my money, bro?
“I’m so upset inside. I’m f—ing fumigating.” – Sammy Settembre
Kitchen Nightmares, “Jack’s Waterfront”: like some musclehead meatball
“Jack’s has had a reputation for bad food, and so in my opinion that’s what killed us.” – Tammer
Kitchen Nightmares, “Hannah and Mason’s”: chicken against raw chicken
“We were in the s—s right off the bat.” – Chris
Kitchen Nightmares, “J. Willy’s”: whenever a sign is flashing, it means desperation
“We’re gonna end up homeless, and it’s all because of J. Willy’s.” – Rick
Kitchen Nightmares, “Black Pearl”: a ship that is rudderless
“You’re so full of s— that you should be a politician.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Trobiano’s”: when a chef lets go of a kitchen like this
“It’s my restaurant and my rules, and that should be the bottom line.” – Anthony Trobiano
Kitchen Nightmares, “Giuseppe’s”: a horrible rut
“Hope you brought your magic wand!” – Kathy Borgia
Kitchen Nightmares, “Handlebar”: a complete, utter rancid joke
“I don’t want to be a chef.” – Chef Melissa
Kitchen Nightmares, “Dillon’s”: ghastly hospital linen
“We’ve kind of lurched between catastrophe and disaster.” – Andrew
Kitchen Nightmares, “The Olde Stone Mill”: it looked like it come out of a baby’s diaper
“This is my house – he’s embarrassing me.” – Dean
Kitchen Nightmares, “Finn McCool’s”: tasted like cough mixture
“If Brian weren’t my son, I’d have fired him.” – Buddy Mazzio
Kitchen Nightmares, “Sebastian’s”: it looks like a can of dog food
“The nominees for the most confused restaurant in Hollywood are Sebastian’s, Sebastian’s, and Sebastian’s.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Lela’s”: don’t ask The Buzzard
“That’s one person’s opinion, and he’s entitled to it.” – Ricky
Kitchen Nightmares, “The Secret Garden”: an ego the size of France
“I see a man who is far more in love with himself than he is with this restaurant.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Campania”: it looks like a bison’s tongue
“So sorry about the old bag.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Seascape”: that sewage smell
“Can’t you shut the f— up? Tell him to get out of here.” – Irene
Kitchen Nightmares, “The Mixing Bowl”: worse than the Dollar Shop
“When was the last time you ate a salad?” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Bel Aire”: where Astoria dreams are born (or die)
“Maybe we shouldn’t of did this.” – Patty
Kitchen Nightmares, “Peter’s”: goodfellas in Babylon
“That’s just like baby food inside gunk.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mike and Nellie’s”: it tastes like there’s chemicals
“Did somebody die in here?” – Gordon Ramsay
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares: The Complete Series One and Two DVD Review
Nightmares, British-style.
Kitchen Nightmares, “Leone’s”: rodents watching television
“Pissing with garlic.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Blackberry’s”: the macaroni looks like vomit
“I feel like Donna Summer’s gonna come through the door.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Zeke’s”: swamp décor
“Trust me, you are not a f—ing restaurateur.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Capri”: gumball rally
“Somebody should tell him the chicken’s definitely dead.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “La Frite”: a slurpy mess of blap
“The color’s ghastly.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Kingston Café”: secret jerk sauce
“They would f—ing kidnap me if I tried to serve that in Jamaica right now.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Café Tavolini”: big, soggy, dirty pool of juice and crap
“You’ve got insipid gloop.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “DownCity”: a funeral in my mouth
“It’s sort of lukewarm, solidified chunks of crap.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Davide”: for painkillers or whatever
“I’m not blowing smoke up my own ass, but the food is good.” – Frank
Kitchen Nightmares, “Grasshopper Also”: frig it all
“Mitch, do something!” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Casa Roma”: could be throw up
“There is nothing edible.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Revisited #2” flashback time eaters
Gordan Ramsay revisits two restaurants, which allows for lots of time eaten up with flashback footage.
Kitchen Nightmares, “Anna Vincenzo’s”: a version of a science lab
“He’s British. He doesn’t f—ing know anything about pizza.” – CeCe
Kitchen Nightmares, “Le Bistro”: a deluded little bubble
“You are blatantly ignorant.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Lido Di Manhattan Beach”: grainy and furry
“Like, no one tells me that these things are going on unless someone tells me, and they haven’t told me.” – Lisa
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mojito’s”: how to drive Marcelo crazy
“Even with Chef Ramsey here, there’s absolutely no hope for this restaurant to survive.” – Eduardo