But every word you say today gets twisted ’round some other way, and they’ll hurt you if they think you’ve lied.
But every word you say today gets twisted ’round some other way, and they’ll hurt you if they think you’ve lied.
“A nooner is when you sneak out for desert in the middle of the day… right?” – Emma
Will Schuester finally reaps what he sows.
“If we lose, we should throw possums.” – Brittany
“I don’t believe in denying who you are, but I don’t believe in outing either.” – Kurt
“You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.” – Jesse to Finn
“Prom is like our Oscars.” – Santana
Glee returns and ups the cheese factor.
“You’re always singing about R.E.S.P.E.C.T. but respect isn’t something you can ask for, you have to demand it.” – Lauren
“Can I be honest? I don’t understand the difference between an elf and a slave.” – Brittany to a mall elf
“Sometimes you have to choose between love and talent.” – Mercedes
Glee really could have gone Shakespeare on us if they wanted to.
Glee delivers a strong opening episode to a potentially great season.
“I’m going to have to go to the wound care unit. Look at some wounds.” – Sue Sylvester
Damian McGinty and Naya Rivera stir the gleek soup.
Glee not only averts the shark, it bops it on the head.
Bottom line: zero conflict.
“Finn, trust me on this. I’ve been planning weddings since I was two. My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations they were like Fleetwood Mac.” – Kurt
“Whenever I pray I fall asleep.” – Brittany
Glee introduces a new character and drives the “marriage” plot twist for all its worth.
Chord Overstreet returns to Glee.
Kurt’s running for class president and to play Tony in West Side Story.
Santanna’s secret is revealed to the state of Ohio.
And character development for all.
“A female football coach is as natural as a male nurse. A sin against nature.” – Sue Sylvester
“I hope you respect that I want glee club to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.” – Brittany
Give me something to sing about. I need something to sing about.
He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin. He got the application that you just sent in.