“Now if you’ll excuse me, the father of the atomic bomb wants a saucer of milk.” – Sheldon
“Now if you’ll excuse me, the father of the atomic bomb wants a saucer of milk.” – Sheldon
“Oh, Emily wouldn’t do that. She’s deaf.” – Penny
“They’re having fun wrong.” – Sheldon
“Cute is for bunny-rabbits. I want to be something with sex appeal — like a Labradoodle.” – Raj
“I feel like two completely different people – Dr Jekyll and Mrs. Whore.” – Penny
“Hey look, everybody! Wil Wheaton is my friend!” – Sheldon
“Maybe I’m part of a new species that lives for hundreds of years, so I’m basically still a toddler.” – Sheldon
How did the wedding go? “Great until I accidentally made Leonard fall in love with me.” – Penny and Amy
“I gave up the gift of sight for you! What more do you want?” – Leonard
“Remember, people, we’re only as strong as our weakest bladder.” – Sheldon
“I’m the tumor.” – Amy
“I could never bring a white boy home to my parents. They’d have a cow, and that’s a much bigger deal in India.” – Priya
“What kind of an idiot throws out a terrific chair like this?” – Penny
“I’m brewing some hydrogen sulfide in an attempt to get rid of a pest problem.” – Raj
“Bazinga, punk, now we’re even.” – Sheldon
“Is it because you’re sad and alone and no one loves you?” – Sheldon
Sheldon decides to live just long enough to reach the Singularity — which, of course, causes trouble and much hilarity.
“I think a woman can put on a wig by herself.” – Bernadette
“This takes me back, Leonard obsessing about Penny. Don’t get me wrong, I love your new stuff, but once in a while, it’s nice to hear the hits.” – Howard
“There’s nothing I like better than making smart people feel ill at ease.” – Mrs. Latham
“I was afraid you were going to fixate on that Mars rover incident.” – Sheldon
“I’m a girl.” – Amy Farrah Fowler