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Tag: Weeds
Weeds, “Vehement v. Vigorous”: trimming herbs and cutting deals
“You have no idea what a good day this is turning out to be!” – Nancy to the SCC agents, sticking up her middle finger at Counsellor Ed.
Weeds, “Une Mère Que J’aimerais Baiser”: put it in a fancy box
“C’mon Nance, these are well-respected members of high society. They do coke.” – Doug
Weeds, “To Moscow, and Quickly”: radioactive-green poop
“Little dude, pay for the popcorn. Or I will blow this rape whistle and then punch you.” – Concessionaire
Weeds, “Theoretical Love Is Not Dead”: will we ever Plan C you again?
“I wanna get to know my sperm daddy.” – Silas
Weeds, “System Overhead”: don’t mess with the Andy
“Living your myopic lives? Okay, cool.” – Andy
Weeds, “Synthetics”: high time for crime
“I’m sorry, you might want to go away because I don’t like you, and I have a bad habit of losing things I don’t like in fires.” – Zoya
Weeds, “Qualitative Spatial Reasoning”: Botwin versus Botwin
“Demitri makes me nervous. He makes me feel short, and sleight. I kind of want to touch his bicep – like once – why is that?” – Andy
Weeds, “Pinwheels and Whirligigs”: love is like a roller coaster, baby, baby
“I could be a carny.” – Doug Wilson
Weeds, “Only Judy Can Judge”: family dinner, round two
Nancy’s recovery seems to set the tone for the final season of Weeds.
Weeds, “Object Impermanence”: ganja garden
“You’re in Humboldt, now – where property laws say I can defend my land against any and all aggressors, trespassers, and interloping-nightmare-b—-es from the past!” – Heylia James
Weeds, “Gentle Puppies”: squandered potential
Not even Zack Morris can save this.
Weeds, “Game-Played”: try again, fail better
“I can be a real person, I can, I’ve been one before. It was… good.” – Nancy
Weeds, “From Trauma Cometh Something”: the Botwins and their drama momma
“Sure, maybe she possibly, let’s say probably, fled from us. Who in this room hasn’t fled? It’s a family flaw.” – Andy
Weeds, “Fran Tarkenton”: last minute change of travel arrangements
“Who killed Pilar Zuazo?” – Vaughn
Weeds, “Fingers Only Meat Banquet”: dig up roots, replant
“Gather ye balls! Don’t just sit on ’em, show ’em to the world!” – Charles
Weeds, “Do Her/Don’t Do Her”: fade-out. gunshot.
“He had it figured out; only thing that was important to him was the happiness of the people he loved. And he had a mini-fridge — he was a visionary. Or a possible diabetic.”
— Andy
Weeds, “Dearborn-Again”: Mr. Holland’s dope-us
“Ohhhh, a strip club. I’ll put my sweatpants on!” – Doug Wilson
Weeds, “Cats! Cats! Cats!”: plans up in smoke
Deep into Season Seven, the many machinations play out.
Weeds, “Bags”: learn to trust, then you’ll adjust
Seeds of success are being sown for what could the show’s final season.
Weeds, “A Hole in her Niqab”: trapper keeper of broken dreams
“I can do freaky. Am I getting old? Did I die in Copenhagen? I did, I couldn’t speak the language, I died.” – Andy