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The Office, “Garage Sale”: your wife becoming me will I
“I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.” – Michael
The Office, “Costume Contest”: miniature ponies
“I just made Kevin cry and Gabe looks like Lady Gaga. That’s not Halloween. Halloween should be a day where we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.” –Michael
The Office, “Classy Christmas”: Holly’s return
“In the end, the greatest snowball isn’t a snowball at all… it’s fear. Merry Christmas.” – Dwight
The Office, “Christening”: this is happening
“Why you always gotta be so mean to me?“ – Toby to God
The Office, “Andy’s Play”: amateur hour
“Women can not resist a man singing show tunes. It’s so powerful even a lot of men can’t resist a man singing show tunes.” – Andy Bernard
The Office, “Whistleblower”: woof
Time for The Office to sail into the 5pm sunset while the getting is still pretty good?
The Office, “St. Patrick’s Day”: boot and rally
The Office needs more Darryl. How often can we say that?
The Office, “Secretary’s Day”: cookie monster
“Is that the show where all the puppets live in the barrio?” – Dwight
The Office, “Happy Hour”: date Mike
“You can be gay with Matt, but be straight with me.” – Darryl to Oscar
Futurama, “Yo Leela Leela”: Minimum Security Orphanarium
“Non-creative? Hah! I’ll have you know I bedazzle my own underpants!”
Futurama, “The Tip of the Zoidberg”: what friends are for
“I’ll be damned; it did make him a double-yeti!” – Zoidberg
Futurama, “The Silence of the Clamps”: Zoidberg goes Super Saiyan
“My name’s not Slick, it’s Zoidberg. John f—ing Zoidberg!” – Zoidberg
Futurama, “Reincarnation”: Futurama level six – complete!
“Wait! There’s a snail on the tail of the frog on the bump of this log that I found in a hole on the bottom of the sea!” – Professor Farnsworth
Futurama, “Overclockwise”: Bender’s burnin’ brain
“I can conceive of gravies that would boggle your tiny mind! But it’s not safe here.“ – Bender
Futurama, “Mobius Dick”: space whale of a space tale
“Something he saw on that mission traumatized him so severely, he grew hair! Just so it could turn white!” – Professor Farnsworth, about Dr. Zoidberg
SNL 1975: Saturday Night Live movie cast locks in
A relatively unknown cast is set to play Saturday Night Live’s original cast in a movie that takes place the night of the iconic show’s premiere.
Futurama, “Ghost in the Machines”: Bender dies, but the show lives on
“Dead? I thought I had anti-gravity and laryngitis.” – Bender
Futurama, “Law and Oracle”: and spoof goes the dynamite
“After centuries as a delivery boy, nothing surprises me.” – Fry
Dave Burd/Lil Dicky puts Dave season 4 on an extended break
Dave the TV show is on “hiatus” or “extended break.”
Futurama, “Fry am the Egg Man”: vegetarian vampire?
“But we can’t kill someone just because he’s hideous and annoying!” – Fry
Futurama, “Decision 3012”: Nixon always wins
“I don’t even know who this guy is!” – Bender
Futurama, “All the Presidents’ Heads”: Futurama goes colonial
“Lick that head! Lick that head!” – Planet Express Crew
Futurama, “Cold Warriors”: cold warriors, warm hearts
“It could kill millions, or nobody. I suppose it might even bring a few people back to life! Anything is possible in science. – Professor Farnsworth
The Office, “Fun Run”: LAp BANDING
The best thing since sliced bread, or in this case, the best thing since paper.
South Park, “Pip”: great expectations
“Pip, could you spare some change for a poor person, sir?” – Cartman
Friends, “The One Where No One’s Ready”: it’s always something with you guys
“Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?” – Joey
Parks and Recreation, “Time Capsule”: breaking pawn(ee)
“Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest, Indiana.” – Leslie
Parks and Recreations, “94 Meetings”: for realskies
“To me, this situation is a blood soaked nightmarish hellscape. To Leslie Knope…” – Ron Swanson
Parks and Recreation, “Woman of the Year”: well, it’s about time
“Winning is every girl’s dream. But it’s my destiny. And my dream.” – Leslie
Parks and Recreation, “The Debate”: Bobby Newport pulls an ace out of his sleeve
“Vote for me to be your boyfriend.” – Tom
Parks and Recreation, “Flu Season”: uncommon cold
“You had me at Meat Tornado.” – Ron
Parks and Recreation, ”The Comeback” slipping in the polls
“I tried to make Ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.” – Andy
Parks and Recreation, ”The Bubble” and “Li’l Sebastian”: natural election
“Hope you brought a change of clothes… because your eyes are about to piss tears.” – Jean-Ralphio
Parks and Recreation, “Live Ammo”: the never-ending campaign
“This strip mall has surprisingly decent chi.” – Chris
Parks and Recreation, “Media Blitz”: stage fright
“More like Turd Crapley.” – Ben
Parks and Recreation, “I Am Leslie Knope”: beard to death
“I’m just now getting pretty good at shoe-shining and I’m still pretty bad at it.” – Andy
Parks and Recreation, “Go Big or Go Home”: redemption, thy name is Knope
“Fish meat is practically a vegetable.” – Ron Swanson
Parks and Recreation, “Freddy Spaghetti”: noodle bumping
“There’s an old saying in show business: the show must go wrong.” – Andy
Parks and Recreation, “Campaign Ad”: our idiot front-runner
“I’m pretty sure I’ll figure it out.” – Bobby Newport
Parks and Recreation, “Fancy Party”: a why-wait wedding
“Are you Nell from the movie Nell?” – Donna
Parks and Recreation, “Bus Tour”: maiden voyage of the S.S. Knope
“Win or lose, I bet you anything that your dad would be proud of you.” – Leslie
South Park, “Go Fund Yourself”: furry balls plopped menacingly on the table
“Washington Redskins totally gets people’s attention.” – Eric Cartman
South Park, “Poor and Stupid”: the ballad of Cartman
I’m not poor and stupid enough to do NASCAR and I never will be. – Cartman
South Park, “Mysterion Rises”: the cute Lord Cthulhu
“It’s going to be like a Nine Inch Nails concert that goes on forever.” – Goth Kid
South Park, “It’s A Jersey Thing”: The Situation at hand
“Next thing you know, Jersey party at Sizzler.” – Steve “Last Call”
Parks and Recreation, “Telethon”: sweet dreams are made of this
Even My Tongue Is Fat: The Story of Pawnee.
Parks and Recreation, “Park Safety”: scrotation marks
Andy Samberg + Parks and Rec = extra awesomeness.
South Park, “HumancentiPad” – disgustingly good
Some products cannot be unseen.
South Park, “Crème Fraîche”: undercooked
“Thank you, Shake Weight.” – Sharon