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Tag: Comedy
Community, “The Art of Discourse”: way to be go getters
“Pantsing someone was on my list.” – Abed
Jersey Shore re-watch! “Good Riddance” (S0103): like a trash bag
“Yo, seriously, it’s like she’s on a whole other level with pickles.” – Jwoww
Community, “Remedial Chaos Theory”: Troy and Abed’s new apartment
There’s no such thing as Single-Malt Platinum Boobs and Billiards Club? Oh… I guess I never said it out loud. – Jeff
Community, “Studies in Modern Movement”: enter the Dreamatorium
“This is our apartment, too, and just because we’re… awesome… doesn’t mean we’re not adults!” – Troy
Jersey Shore re-watch! “The Tanned Triangle” (S0102): Ron-Ron Juice
“I just have unbelievable mass appeal.” – Mike The Situation
Community, “Physical Education”: from geek to chic
“I choose shorts!” – Jeff
Community, “Regional Holiday Music”: save Christmas, #SaveCommunity
“We have to save Christmas to save our friends.” – Troy and Abed
Jersey Shore re-watch! “A New Family” (S0101): party’s here
“My only rule: never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.” – Ronnie
Community, “Origins of Vampire Mythology”: let me be your best friend
I need your help reacting to something. – Abed
Community, “Pascal’s Triangle Revisited”: dancing days are here again
“Finally, a last day of school plot twist.” – Abed
Community, “Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps”: who’s crazy now?
“Devil here! Just popping by with a little damnation orientation.” – Devil-Dean Pelton
Community, “Geography of Global Conflict”: Annie vs. Annie Kim
“Maybe at the Peace Summit we can discuss the possibility of opening a portal to Earth Two… Earth Two is out there! Can’t ignore it forever.” – Abed
Community, “Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism”: the night approacheth
“The night beckons.” – Batman-Abed
Community, “Documentary Filmmaking: Redux”: the story about a story
“Some flies are too awesome for the wall.” – Abed
Community, “Curriculum Unavailable”: renewed perspective
“Talk to me about Crazy Town Banana-Pants.” – Dr. Heidi
Community, “Course Listing Unavailable”: the Greendale Seven
He also left me his ashes. He asked me to burn them. I don’t think he knows how ashes work.” – Abed
Community, “Cooperative Calligraphy”: case of the missing pen
“I still think that man will evolve into woman, not a three-headed dragon.” – Britta
Community, “Contemporary American Poultry”: streets ahead
“Abed, the mafia movie is over.” – Jeff
Community, “Contemporary Impressionists”: post-break breakdown
“Hot. Hot hot hot. – Evil Abed
Community, “Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design”: fake guns, blanket forts, and Dean Danger
“If you conspire with every person who approaches you, you’re not even really conspiring with anyone, you’re just doing random crap.” – Annie
Community, “Competitive Ecology”: odd Todd out
“The way she left, I could tell that somebody – or something – had really put the scare on her. But what? Why? Stapler? Was I crazy, or were they somehow connected?” – Chang’s inner monologue
Community, “Blankets and Pillows”: a dramatic (re)telling
“Part man, part pillow, all carnage.” – Narrator
Community, “Beginner Pottery”: SS Nose Candy
“This class is like a redhead who drinks scotch and watches Die Hard.” – Jeff
Community, “Biology 101”: magical tables and musical chairs
“You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth. You’re the opposite of Batman.” – Troy to Britta
Community, “Basic Genealogy”: Amber alert
“Guys, I’ll be back. But with booty.” – Jeff
Community, “Basic Lupine Urology”: lawless and disorderly
“Boiling water is the icicle-stabbing of yam-killing.” – Jeff
Community, “Anthropology 101”: for every Barbie with a Cosmo subscription
“Abed, why are you mining my life for classic sitcom scenarios?” – Jeff to Abed
Community, “Advanced Gay”: pocketful of Hawthornes
“I’m gonna eat spaceman-Paninis with black Hitler and there’s nothing you can do about it!” – Troy
Community, “Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas”: the true meaning of the holidays
“There’s nothing left to do now but heal and share the experience with as many reputable journals as possible.” – Professor Duncan
30 Rock, “Idiots Are People Three”: midlife crisis averted
“I’m fighting a losing battle.” – Liz Lemon
30 Rock, “When it Rains, It Pours”: Red Light Challenge
“Full disclosure, most of my experience is putting babies in women.” – Dr. Spaceman
30 Rock, “The Fabian Strategy”: battle lines are drawn
“Okay. Season Five. Here we go.” – Liz
30 Rock, “Mrs. Donaghy”: honeymoon from hell
“She is… difficult.” – Dr. Spaceman on dating Squeaky Fromme
30 Rock, “Live Show”: east side
“But we can use ‘It’s Your B-Day, Bitch’ by Snooki’s mom.” – Pete
30 Rock, “Let’s Stay Together”: diversity day
“You get an ‘I Met a Congresswoman’ sticker.” – Regina Goodman
30 Rock, “Future Husband”: weakness tissues
“I’m either very happy right now, or having a pretty bad Donkey Spell.” – Kenneth
30 Rock, “Gentleman’s Intermission”: the Buck stops here
“I’m looking for D.I.C.K., Avery.” – Jack
30 Rock, “Khonani”: the tonight shift
“Have I not told you about my grandmother fetish?” – Jack Donaghy
30 Rock, “Klaus and Greta”: albino monks
James Franco in love with Japanese body pillows = funny.
30 Rock, “Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter”: prison weed
“Even you can’t pull this off, Jack. Mrs. Doubtfire shimself could not do this.” – Liz to Jack
The Office, “WUPHF.com”: the next sensation
“If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.” – Jim
The Office, “Viewing Party”: gleeking out
“There’s this thing on Glee called mash-up where two things that don’t go together make one great song. Take Gabe. Take Michael. You make Gay Mike. Best friends.” – Erin
The Office, “Threat Level Midnight”: Scarn, Michael Scarn
“It’s gonna take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn.” – Michael Scott
The Office, “Training Day”: end of an era
“Deangelo is great. I love the guy. But I’m not sure he’s a great fit for the office. And I’m not sure I love the guy.” – Michael Scott
The Office, “Ultimatum”: New Year’s resolutions
“I’m really excited for Michael either way, because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he’ll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life.” – Erin
The Office, “The Sting”: rival salesmen
“People can’t keep their true natures hidden for long and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.” – Dwight
The Office, “The Search”: finding a way back
“Her personality is like a three. Her sense of humor is a two. Her ears are like a seven, and a four. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she’s a perfect forty.” – Erin, about Holly
The Office, “Sex Ed”: pros and cons of sex
“I have a disease, of which there is no known cure. It has been sexually transmitted to me. I can’t even say it. H-I-R-P-E-E-S.” – Michael Scott
The Office, “Michael’s Last Dundies”: passing the torch
“Anything can happen at the Dundies. They’re like the Golden Globes only less mean.” – Michael