“How does a person stop being so angry?” – T.K.
“How does a person stop being so angry?” – T.K.
“And in addition to all that other stuff, Kenny Powers still does not like children.” – Kenny
“You matter to us now, Tony.” – Kenny
“My future, everything, comes down to one final pitch.” – Kenny
“I don’t know, I thought your baby would be cooler. No offense.” – Stevie
“As long as I win, who gives a s—?” – Kenny
“We have delivered a great evening… and our team sucks.” – Paul Stanley
A classic match between Quinlan the grappler and Hester the striker. The problem: who to root for?
Scoop up this sleeper pick while it’s still available on the waiver wire.
“Bang, bang. What’s the hang?” – Taco
“There’s nothing racially insensitive about a dragon with a chainsaw penis.” – Taco
“The Tie” = the most bro-tastic, fantasy football-centric episode of The League to date.
“I bet if you checked her her out, she’d have a big old retrograde uterus in there.” – Andre
“What if tonight we go out and get matching tattoos?!” – Rafi
“Sounds like she has a wicked case of The Kevins.” – Jenny
“My crotch is getting so old, it hasn’t even lived yet.” – Kevin
“Pete, no last name, died in 2072. He loved to watch TV.” – Pete’s obituary as written by Taco
“It’s like a train wreck. I can’t look away.” – Jenny
“Why do we have to ridicule? Why can’t we just embrace the amazing night?” – Andre
Unprecedented access to the lives of the wives and girlfriends of Premier League footballers.
A new Apple TV+ docuseries digs into the New England Patriot’s incredible success (and controversies) during the 21st Century.
“I’m offering you everything I’ve got… this is not just about football.” – Coach Taylor to Vince
“Everybody smokes in Texas. Even babies smoke.” – Epic
“The lions, we the new kids on the block. The panthers, they old news, baby.” – Vince
“Don’tcha just love summer in Texas? 7 AM and I’m already sweating like a whore in church.” – Buddy Garrity
“Why’d you forfeit the game, Coach?” – Landry
Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose moves to the east side of town.