“You’re so full of s— that you should be a politician.” – Gordon Ramsay
The Black Pearl is located in midtown Manhattan in New York City, one of the most competitive marketplaces on the planet. It was “started by two friends as a small downtown lobster shack,” and later moved to midtown with the idea to be an upscale lobster and seafood place.
The restaurant later added a third partner, each of whom is framed in negative ways by its staffers: David’s ego “gets in the way,” Brian is like a “silent owner” who barely works, and Greg is hard working but incapable of making decisions. Add it all up, and The Black Pearl is sinking financially and in need of rescue.
And that’s where our guy Gordon Ramsay comes in.
When he arrives, he quickly learns that the three owners are never in the restaurant at the same time.
Ramsay then sits down to order, and notes the “bizarre concoction” of the décor. He then orders the mac and cheese lobster, mussels Bangkok, seafood chowder, and a few other seafood dishes.
He dislikes each dish for different reasons, ranging from the soup being too watery, to the mussels Bangkok’s Thai curry broth being far too spicy.
And that’s before he assesses that the damp bread served with the Maine lobster roll is like “a wet f—ing diaper.”
As the three owners confer about what’s happening in their office, David icily muses about whether Ramsay is paying for all the dishes that he ordered up.
Ramsay meets with the owners after the meal and learns that the owners don’t get along for all kinds of reasons. The British chef dubs them Sleepy, Dopey, and Grumpy a la Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
At dinner service that night, Head Chef Bill calls out Brian for helping out with expediting because he “never does that” normally, and what’s more, he doesn’t know what he’s doing.
We see David’s subpar hospitality skills in action when he lectures a diner who sent mussels back to the kitchen because they “are supposed to be sandy” or some such.
“I see a ship here that is rudderless,” Ramsay tells the owners later.
Ramsay and David had already been going at it, and an argument spins out of control when David refuses to admit that it’s okay to promote the “Maine lobsters” at the Black Pearl to diners when they are actually Canadian. More than anything, David’s personality is both argumentative and defensive, which really sets the British chef off.
“You’re so full of s— that you should be a politician,” Ramsay tells him at one point.
At a full staff meeting, Ramsay decides that one critical need is that one of the three owners should be a true general manager that the entire staff can fall in line behind. The clear choice seems to be Greg, though no immediate decision is made.
Next up, Ramsay gives a cooking lesson with Bill, Phil, and the rest of the kitchen staff, with Ramsay saying of his own output, “I’m not blowing smoke but that’s f—ing delicious.”
Ahead of dinner service that night, Brian gets sent home presumably because he’s the most useless of the three owners. After a rocky night, Ramsay has the staff vote on which owner should be the general manager, and Greg gets all but one vote.
The next morning, the overnight renovation is unveiled, and the interior looks much more like a sleek and inviting modern Manhattan eatery versus how it looked previously. The staff is overjoyed with the exception (of course) of David, who can only add his own critiques, offering overall only that “it’s one way to do it.”
For marketing purposes, Ramsay brings in Louis the Lobster, a performer in a bright red lobster suit who is sent into the crowded madness of Times Square with the rest of the staff to hand out flyers.
David adds that he’d be “really surprised” if handing out fliers to tourists will have any impact on business. Then, when the overhauled menu is laid out for tasting by the staff, David can only complain with everyone else expressing only love for it.
With Greg now installed as the general manager, David and Brian are told to return for dinner service but only in the capacity as diners.
The Black Pearl is crowded that night, and the kitchen quickly backs up with orders, leaving customers – including David, Brian, and their guests – frustrated and hungry. David, of course, delights in how terrible things are going.
Greg hangs in there in the kitchen and eventually rallies the kitchen staff and servers through the weeds and to the other side. He points to being able to cleanly fire out orders without the distraction of having the other owners around to help him to manage his team effectively.
“F— me, have you got passion,” Ramsay tells him in a meeting with the three owners after dinner service. But he quickly adds that Brian and David lack passion. He tells Brian that he’s honest but doesn’t put the work in, showing up a few days a week.
Ramsay then lays into David, telling him that he’s only around to “use and abuse” his role at the Black Pearl. “I’ve never met an individual that’s so full of s— in all my life” he adds.
David finds it cute to refer to Gordon as “Gordy” in his retort.
“You treat the staff like s—,” Ramsay continues, before adding, “You’re a sad f—.”
Ramsay beseeches him to sell his ownership to give the Black Pearl a chance to succeed, but David won’t hear anything Gordon has to say.
Typically, Kitchen Nightmares episodes end on at least a partially positive note, but this one closes on Ramsay being bummed out before heading off into the streets of Manhattan.
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Kitchen Nightmares, “Black Pearl”: is it still open?
A huge and resounding no, the Black Pearl is no longer open.
Eater New York posted a long, scathing letter signed by the Black Pearl’s owners about why the restaurant shut down only months after filming ended, though the use of the first person and the snarky tone suggests that the note was written by David. Here’s an excerpt:
As you may know, in February, we filmed an episode of Kitchen Nightmares, at our restaurant, hoping for the best. We were naive, believing that the show was at least somewhat honest; we truly felt we could learn something from that jerk, and we anticipated a solid boost in sales from the publicity. The sad fact is, from the beginning, it was clear that the show was a joke. From the very first day they were initiated, the changes Gordy Ramsay made were ridiculed by the press, hated by our regular customers and were the direct cause of a 50% drop in revenues. And, we were never able to recover financially.
Here’s another choice quote:
While I hope Gordo meets an untimely death so that I can dance on his grave, it is time to move on.
There’s so much to unpack in that alone that it may require a follow up piece to do so!
Some stats and info about Kitchen Nightmares, “Black Pearl”
TV SHOW – Kitchen Nightmares
NETWORK/STREAMING SERVICE – FOX
GENRE – Reality TV, Docuseries, Food Shows
EPISODE DESCRIPTION – Chef Ramsay visits Black Pearl, a seafood restaurant that has three owners, each running the kitchen in a different manner. This leads to a confused staff and variable quality in food.
CAST – Gordon Ramsay