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Tag: Docuseries
Duck Dynasty: The Revival, “Ducks Got Talent?” (S0108) – How to Watch (and When!)
A palate-cleanser and a refreshing look at how the Robertsons can reinvent their family brand for a new generation? You be the judge.
Trophy Wife: Murder on Safari, “Jekyll & Hyde” (S0101) – How to Watch (and When!)
The first part of a docuseries that examines the suspicious death of Bianca Rudolph during an African safari.
Kitchen Nightmares, “Charlie’s”: you’re like an airhead
“I think we’ve seen a much clearer uglier side of her.” – Daniela Lava
Hotel Hell, “Lakeview Hotel”: like a cobweb on steroids
“Goddamn it Afni, why didn’t you get to that?” – Brent Macdonald
Kitchen Nightmares, “Spin A Yarn”: I’m not as stupid as everyone thinks
“What are you getting so pissed off for?” – Saki Kavouniaris
Hotel Hell, “Brick Hotel”: the laughingstock of Newtown
“What is this, a tea party for rats?” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Park’s Edge”: they’re moldy, you pillock
“Mexican, Asian, Indian, sounds like a fusion confusion.” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “Vienna Restaurant and Inn”: Krach pots
“You have these rumors going around. People say, ‘Ooh, the Vienna. They’re all swingers. It’s a big brothel.’” – Jessica
Kitchen Nightmares, “El Greco”: he freaking abandoned us again
“Nag, nag, nag – she nags constantly.” – Head Chef Jake
Kitchen Nightmares, “Michon’s”: our food is nasty
“But if it tastes like s—, don’t nobody want to eat that.” – Todesha
Hotel Hell, “Angler’s Lodge”: dipped in elk’s blood
“When we lost that little boy, our life stopped.” – Dede
Kitchen Nightmares, “Greek at the Harbor”: finally, something that’s edible
“Taste of Greece? Taste of greasy.” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “Beachfront Inn”: it’s festered, it’s off, it’s bubbling
“Are we not in Florida?” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Luigi’s”: a little bit lazy, taking shortcuts
“Because of him, because of him!” – Grace
Kitchen Nightmares, “Flamango’s”: Florida + Mangos = hideous beyond belief
“Shut your mouth already!” – Adele
Hotel Hell, “The Roosevelt Inn”: the consequences of John Hough’s eccentric behavior
“I can become physically very, very violent and have in the past… people get hurt.” – John Hough
Kitchen Nightmares, “Café 36”: do you want a side of saliva with that?
“When food’s crap, it’s crap.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Sante Le Brea”: it’s like meat but not
“The biggest problem with this restaurant is you. Congratulations. – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “River Rock Inn”: a hot flipping mess
“If you eat these cookies, take one to your next job interview.” – Ken’s nasty-gram
Kitchen Nightmares, “Fiesta Sunrise”: it’s like Tijuana threw up in here
“No one listens to me.” – Vic Flores
Kitchen Nightmares, “Sabatiello’s”: why you gotta be a bigshot with my money, bro?
“I’m so upset inside. I’m f—ing fumigating.” – Sammy Settembre
Hotel Hell, “Keating Hotel”: all style and no substance
“Why not just have the Ferrari of hotels?” – Eddie Kean
Kitchen Nightmares, “Jack’s Waterfront”: like some musclehead meatball
“Jack’s has had a reputation for bad food, and so in my opinion that’s what killed us.” – Tammer
Dog the Bounty Hunter, “The Competition”: it’s better for a woman to do that
“It’s not right for a man to go in and ask for directions.” – Dog the Bounty Hunter
Kitchen Nightmares, “Hannah and Mason’s”: chicken against raw chicken
“We were in the s—s right off the bat.” – Chris
Hoarding: Buried Alive, “A Horrible Sight”: I am a clutter junkie
“My life will probably disgust some people.” – Rick
Kitchen Nightmares, “J. Willy’s”: whenever a sign is flashing, it means desperation
“We’re gonna end up homeless, and it’s all because of J. Willy’s.” – Rick
Hotel Hell, “Cambridge Hotel”: look at how dead they are
“It looked like there was vomit on top of it.” – A diner
Dog the Bounty Hunter, “Father and Son”: we’re off to see the wizard
“He might be so high that he might not even know that he missed court.” – Leland
Kitchen Nightmares, “Black Pearl”: a ship that is rudderless
“You’re so full of s— that you should be a politician.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Trobiano’s”: when a chef lets go of a kitchen like this
“It’s my restaurant and my rules, and that should be the bottom line.” – Anthony Trobiano
Hotel Hell, “Calumet Inn”: too much trash talking around here
“This is real life, this is people’s jobs.” – Jocelyn Goeden
Kitchen Nightmares, “Giuseppe’s”: a horrible rut
“Hope you brought your magic wand!” – Kathy Borgia
Hotel Hell, “Curtis House Inn”: skid marks and a ghost named Betty
“There are spirits here.” – T.J. Hardisty
Kitchen Nightmares, “Handlebar”: a complete, utter rancid joke
“I don’t want to be a chef.” – Chef Melissa
Dog the Bounty Hunter, “Meet the Chapmans”: I’m a tough guy, you’re not
“I am a lawman on a mission from God against felons.” – Duane “Dog” Chapman, a.k.a. Dog the Bounty Hunter
Kitchen Nightmares, “The Olde Stone Mill”: it looked like it come out of a baby’s diaper
“This is my house – he’s embarrassing me.” – Dean
Hotel Hell, “Four Seasons Inn”: it’s like a house of madness
“Did the dog just throw up on my plate?” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Finn McCool’s”: tasted like cough mixture
“If Brian weren’t my son, I’d have fired him.” – Buddy Mazzio
Kitchen Nightmares, “Sebastian’s”: it looks like a can of dog food
“The nominees for the most confused restaurant in Hollywood are Sebastian’s, Sebastian’s, and Sebastian’s.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Lela’s”: don’t ask The Buzzard
“That’s one person’s opinion, and he’s entitled to it.” – Ricky
Hotel Hell, “Hotel Chester”: I’d rather eat a f—ing Beatle
“I feel like I’m in the witness protection program.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “The Secret Garden”: an ego the size of France
“I see a man who is far more in love with himself than he is with this restaurant.” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “Applegate River Lodge”: Pa Butt’s Butt Hut
“We party a lot in here, who knows what happens to the carpets, right?” – Pa Butt
Hotel Hell, “Monticello Hotel”: the loving Mr. Lovingfoss
“I mean really, how f—ing arrogant.” – Dan Laney
Kitchen Nightmares, “Campania”: it looks like a bison’s tongue
“So sorry about the old bag.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Seascape”: that sewage smell
“Can’t you shut the f— up? Tell him to get out of here.” – Irene
Hoarding: Buried Alive, “Not A Safe Place”: there are bugs in there moving around
“My house looks like a tsunami or tornado or anything that picks things up and spins it around and lands.” – Renee
Kitchen Nightmares, “The Mixing Bowl”: worse than the Dollar Shop
“When was the last time you ate a salad?” – Gordon Ramsay