“It’s just been a constant, constant ripping and running, left and right, north and south, east and west.” – Montez
Tag: Docuseries
Grand Cayman: Secrets in Paradise, “Tropic Like It’s Hot”: paradise has a price
“It’s a small island with so much temptation.”
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mama Maria’s”: Tylenol with codeine
“Any businessman would’ve said, enough’s enough, pull the plug.” – John Esposito
Conan O’Brien Must Go brings Conan’s need for a friend to the Max
“That’s what I do. That is my gift.”
Kourtney & Kim Take New York, “Go Get Your Man”: countdown to divorce
“The Hump is back!” – Kris
Jersey Shore re-watch! “Fade To Black” (S0104): beating up the beat
“We’re gonna have sex. That’s the situation.” – The Situation
Jersey Shore re-watch! “Good Riddance” (S0103): like a trash bag
“Yo, seriously, it’s like she’s on a whole other level with pickles.” – Jwoww
Jersey Shore re-watch! “The Tanned Triangle” (S0102): Ron-Ron Juice
“I just have unbelievable mass appeal.” – Mike The Situation
Jersey Shore re-watch! “A New Family” (S0101): party’s here
“My only rule: never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.” – Ronnie
Lost U-Boats of WWII hunts for buried Nazi treasures
A mixture of Geraldo Rivera’s The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vaults with some Jacques Cousteau elements thrown in.
Little Women: NY, “Big City, Little Women”: six little women, one Filipino sidekick
“You gotta have that attitude to live in New York.” – Jordanna
Love & WWE: Bianca & Montez, “Long Distance Love”: going to Chamber
“I have to share him with the world even more now.” – Bianca
90 Day Fiancé, “Dearly Beloved”: I’m freaking out
It’s a new season of 90 Day Fiancé, and we meet four new couples: Ashley and Manuel, Jasmine and Gino, Sophie and Rob, and Nicole and Justin.
Love & WWE: Bianca & Montez, “Crunch Time”: show, don’t tell
“We basically live in Jurassic Park.” – Bianca
Love & WWE: Bianca & Montez, “The Training Game”: solo artistry
“It’s good to know that all my weirdness and differentness, it’s got me to basically live out my dreams.” – Montez
Love & WWE: Bianca & Montez, “Planning A Baby”: streets ahead
“We’re The Street Profits, not The Street Deficits.” — Montez
Love & WWE: Bianca & Montez, “Love & WWE”: street profits
The road to WrestleMania for Bianca Belair and Montez Ford begins.
Below Deck, “She’d Better Not Be Saying”: Adrienne Unleashed
“Serving Adrienne makes me want to vomit in her face.” – Kat
Below Deck, “Strains, Stains and a Big Pain”: bury the kiss hatchet
“Ultimately everyone wants what they can’t have.” – Ben
Below Deck, “Bitchy Resting Face”: blame the blanket
“Balls and everything. That’s not cool.” – Ben
Flipping Out, “Wake-Up Call”: topping her off
“Do you think I like to be angry? I don’t.” – Jeff
Flipping Out, “New Kid on the Block”: further away from crazy
“If you’re trying to win a popularity contest, you’re in the wrong business, Sarah.” – Jeff Lewis
Flipping Out, “Too Much of a Good Thing”: mommy loves her little monkers
“Inefficiency. I waste time on all this bulls— and don’t and get anything done. Good morning, happy Monday.” – Jeff Lewis
Flipping Out, “Never Mix Food With Business”: te gusta Elmo
“I’m on your journey… We’re working for your smile.” – David, the mildly creepy owner of Arte de Mexico
Flipping Out, “Never According to Planner”: bubble wrapped antagonism
“it’s not like I can complain to Human Resources because Jenni’s Human Resources, so I’d be complaining to Jenni about Jenni.” – Jeff
Flipping Out, “Hard to Break Family”: painted on Girl Scout jumpsuits
“I’m not above whoring out my assistants. For business.“ – Jeff Lewis
Flipping Out, “Hot Streak, Lots of Baggage”: the Jeff Lewis (martini) experience
“You just don’t want to push a lesbian too far, because they can be tough. And I love the lesbians.” – Jeff Lewis
Chasing Mummies, “Discovered”: national lampoon’s Egypt gone stupid
Between the enormously dumb and the intensely boring.
Chasing Mummies: yeah, it sure looks like the show is staged
Sending people on screen who in theory are who we’re told they are, but in fact are something significantly different, throws everything we’re watching into question.
Chasing Mummies, “Stuck”: a sarcophagus reality
The History Channel’s version of The Hills?
Doomsday Preppers, “Back To The Stone Age”: second chances
“I refuse to be a victim.” – Tim
Doomsday Preppers, “Bullets, Lots of Bullets”: hot preppin’
“I’m a prepper because I’m prepping for when s— hits the fan.” – Paul
Curse of the Frozen Gold: pursuit of long-lost loot
The legend of Slumach’s Gold begins.
Zombie House Flipping: the not undead flip homes to make bread
Despite The Walking Dead-inspired name, this reality show says something about the soul of the American dream.
Toddlers & Tiaras, “Southern Celebrity Glitzmas”: merry glitzmas
The crazy kids and their makeup wagons come out for some holiday fun.
Toddlers & Tiaras, “Southern Celebrity Mini Nationals”: Brock rock
“When Mommy cries, it makes me happy.” – Sydney
Toddlers & Tiaras, “Glamorous Beauties”: passion for pageants
“I’m Emerald and I like to win!” – Emerald
Sister Wives, “4 Houses, 4 Relationships”: splitting at the seams
“We should be moving furniture into one house, not four.” – Kody