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Category: TV
Outsourced, “Jolly Vindaloo Day”: crossbows and itching powder
“It was all fun and games until I whipped out the trunk.” – Charlie Davies
One Tree Hill, “A Rush of Blood to the Head”: redemption
“Now I go back to prison.” – Dan Scott
On James Gandolfini’s passing
How phenomenal Gandolfini was in that role, and the personal connection that I drew…
Sister Wives, “Courting A Fourth Wife”: is one more too many?
Kody works on his new relationship with Robyn while the other wives try to work through the change.
Off the Map, “Saved By the Great White Hope”: hide your kids, hide your wife
Just what you’d expect: Grey’s Anatomy in the rain forest.
NY Ink, “Big Money, Big Dreams”: a little less drama, and little more tattooing, please?
“Some things are more important than money.” – Ami
No Ordinary Family, “Pilot”: Vic Mackey is bulletproof
“Something extraordinary is happening to me, something impossible.” – Jim Powell
No Ordinary Family, “No Ordinary Beginning”: an ordinary end?
Is this the end of this super family?
Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time: “Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts”: (putting us in) Mr. Stitches
“Can we ask the donkey out for a cerveza?” – Paco
Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time, “PETA Not on Set”: pinata your body
“Do the dignified thing and send grandpa off with a party.”
Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time, “Baby Not From Booty”: raw, raunchy, pretty damned funny
“Where’s your gat? Is it under your soccer ball?” – Nick
Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time, “Mudslide Junction”: pass the tissues, we all got issues
“When sodomizing a real wolf, please use extreme caution.” – Voiceover guy for Survibrator, the world’s most complete survival vibrator
Never Ever Do This At Home, “We Kinda Did Start The Fire”: dudes of dumbness
MythBusters this ain’t, I’m afraid.
Necessary Roughness, “Pilot”: Dr. Phil wannabe
“How does a person stop being so angry?” – T.K.
MythBusters, “Paper Armor”: immensity brings joy
“Immensity brings joy.” – Jose Marti
My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, “My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas”: the gypsies invade the Emerald Isle
“I think he’s just nervous.” – Lavinia
Most Eligible Dallas, “Everything’s Bigger in Texas”: is matt making his move?
Another party, but maybe this one signifies a change in Matt?
Most Eligible Dallas, “Take the Bull by the Horns”: pretty pecs and catty tongues
The Dallas friends try to make nice after the dinner party from hell.
Most Eligible Dallas, “Pony Up”: oh, just make out already!
The Dallas clique ends the season with some changes.
Most Eligible Dallas, “Plenty of Fish in the Big D”: natural born poser
Vapid pretty people in Dallas give the city a bad name.
Most Eligible Dallas, “Make Love Not War”: charity meltdowns
The gang gets heated at a charity event in Dallas.
Monster In-Laws, “The Last Italian Supper”: mom and dad, go home
A&E’s reality show about in-laws from hell.
Million Dollar Listing New York, “The Shark, The Smooth Talker and The New Kid”: we are the one percent
“My motto is ‘Expansion: always, all ways’.” – Ryan
Mike & Molly, “Goin’ Fishin'”: fat guy in a little boat
“You sunk a boat?” – Molly
Sherlock, “The Great Game”: enter the nemesis
“Don’t make people into heroes, John. Heroes don’t exist and if they did, I wouldn’t be one of them.” – Sherlock
Sherlock, “The Blind Banker”: the Chinese underworld in London
“I’m the great Sherlock Holmes, I work alone ’cause no one can compete with my massive intellect!” – John Watson
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., “Pilot”: Agent Coulson lives!
Marvel tries to go from big screen success to little screen success with Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Luther, “Episode 1”: cat and mouse
You do know the man is nitroglycerin?
Love Bites, “Firsts”: mile high Hewitt
“We live in a Twitter world. You have to be able to hook someone in 140 characters or less.” – Cassie
Love Bites, “Boys to Men”: right time, wrong network?
When bad luck meets mediocre comedy.
Love and Hip Hop, “Still Look Pretty”: baby mama drama
“It was not my finest hour.” – Chrissy
Lone Star, “Pilot”: a new bright star shines
“Play any character you want. Never play yourself.” – John Allen
Lone Star, “One in Every Family”: R.I.P.
“I guess I abandoned you. It’s what I do, right?” – John
Lights Out, “War”: boxers rebellion
“If you join with us, we will have enough leverage to knock Barry out of the game for good.” – Hal Brennan
Lights Out, “The Shot”: dancer who can punch
“We’re going to do whatever we have to do, lie, cheat, steal. I don’t give a s—. We just have to survive now.” – Johnny
Lights Out, “The Comeback”: dancing with El Diablo
“Without this fight, everything this family has worked goes down the drain.” – Lights
Lights Out, “Suckerpunch”: drumming with one hand
“Let’s just pretend you never came. It’s better that way.” – Lights to his mother, May
Lights Out, “Rainmaker “: swan song
“What I’ve done makes me sick.” – Lights
Lights Out, “Pilot”: the bigger they are, the harder they fall
“Tough times, what with the economy.” – Patrick “Lights” Leary
Lights Out, “Infight”: don’t run (or stab your brother) with scissors
“Form follows function.” – Ed
Lights Out, “Head Games”: boxing wizard of Oz
“You never think I can win and then I prove you wrong. That’s our drill, Dad.” – Lights
Lights Out, “Cakewalk”: lights, cameras, action
“Guys like you always have a target on their back.” – Pops
Lights Out, “Bolo Punch”: my brother’s keeper
“You see, Johnny, this is why no one will do business with you. You overreach.” – Barry
Life or Debt: Spike serves up debt porn with a side of sage financial wisdom
Victor Antonio seeks out people whose financial situations are a mess and, as a bonus, seem to be general messes.
Last Man Standing, “Last Halloween Standing”: trick-or-treat
All skeletons look alike.
Last Man Standing, “Grandparents Day”: Champ and Granny Goose
How do you really define getting older?
Last Man Standing, “Co-Ed Softball”: it’s women or nothing
Standing up for what you believe in.
Kourtney & Kim Take New York, “Go Get Your Man”: countdown to divorce
“The Hump is back!” – Kris
Keeping Up With the Kardashians, “Out of Wedlock”: time for a chill pill
Kris becomes a minister and Kourtney is, like, so annoyed with her.