“Aren’t you glad you didn’t turn on the light?” – Hook Man

“There’s something evil out in those woods,” an old dude tells the boys.

Time really does fly.

Mommy is visiting and she’s bringing gifts!

Dean has another wayward brother issue.

A stunning blow to fans and the Winchester Brothers.

“Quit being Dalai-friggin’-Yoda about this. Get pissed!” – Dean

This is probably the closest thing we’re going to get to the Winchesters taking on the TARDIS.

“Call me if you don’t die.” – Frank

“It never ended well for the siblings.” – museum curator

“I should have taken that job at Google.” – Charlie

It’s like the world’s longest birth control PSA.

“New rule: you steal my baby, you get punched.” – Dean

Supernatural hits new heights as it mirrors reality.

“There is no such thing as a random series of robbery-murders by your evil twins.” – Frank

“You’re so pathetic it actually loops around again to cute.” – Guy

“Good morning, Vietnam!” – Hallucifer

Sinking the Titanic just became Fate’s number one priority.

“Beer’s not food. It’s whatever water is.” – Dean

“Not going to get my hopes up just to get kicked in the daddy pills again.” – Dean

Supernatural comes out swinging.

Loyalty, betrayal, and trust issues with an Angel. Yes, this is Supernatural.

This is Dean’s brain. This is Dean’s brain on turducken.

The Phoenix will not be rising this time!