“Balls and everything. That’s not cool.” – Ben
“Balls and everything. That’s not cool.” – Ben
“Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest, Indiana.” – Leslie
“To me, this situation is a blood soaked nightmarish hellscape. To Leslie Knope…” – Ron Swanson
“Winning is every girl’s dream. But it’s my destiny. And my dream.” – Leslie
“Vote for me to be your boyfriend.” – Tom
“You had me at Meat Tornado.” – Ron
“I tried to make Ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.” – Andy
“Hope you brought a change of clothes… because your eyes are about to piss tears.” – Jean-Ralphio
“This strip mall has surprisingly decent chi.” – Chris
“More like Turd Crapley.” – Ben
“I feel like myself when I’m with you, but the way I always wanted to feel.” – Don to Megan
“I’m just now getting pretty good at shoe-shining and I’m still pretty bad at it.” – Andy
“Fish meat is practically a vegetable.” – Ron Swanson
“There’s an old saying in show business: the show must go wrong.” – Andy
“We’re gonna sit at our desks and keep typing while the walls fall down around us because we’re creative, the least important, most important thing there is.” – Don Draper
“I’m pretty sure I’ll figure it out.” – Bobby Newport
“Are you Nell from the movie Nell?” – Donna
“Win or lose, I bet you anything that your dad would be proud of you.” – Leslie
“I need a drink.” – Bert Cooper
Do you have any reason to believe Mr. Draper isn’t who he says he is? – Special Agent Landingham
“I’m not sorry. But I’m married, and so are you.” – Joan to Roger
Don Draper and Mad Men reach a strange and wonderful new plateau in the summer of 1965.
Where’s the bottom, you ask? There’s further to go down this lowball glass, I fear.
“Do you know the river of s— I’m going to get from her mother?” – Don Draper, upon learning of Sally’s hair cutting incident
“Right now my life is very…” – Don’s abandoned note, writing to Allison
“I could tell the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again.” – Don Draper
“What do all the good boys and girls want for Christmas? Lucky Strike!” – Roger Sterling
Even My Tongue Is Fat: The Story of Pawnee.
Andy Samberg + Parks and Rec = extra awesomeness.
“Believe me, Henry, everybody thinks this is temporary.” – Don Draper to Henry Francis
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