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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Dennis Gets Divorced”: Ponderosa’s Ponderosa
“I’m not drunk. I’m more sober than I’ve ever been in my entire life.” – Dennis
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mama Maria’s”: Tylenol with codeine
“Any businessman would’ve said, enough’s enough, pull the plug.” – John Esposito
Suits: “Errors and Omissions”: sex, drugs, and… more sex and drugs
“Is that sweat on your well-moisturized brow, Mr. Specter?”
Suits, “Pilot”: the prince and the pothead
Suits = Psych meets White Collar.
Suits, “Undefeated”: all’s fair
“This is a law office, not Lord of the Flies.” – Mike
Suits, “Tricks of the Trade”: Batman and Robin head to wall street
Needs more POW! BOP! And KABOOM!
Suits, “Rules of the Game”: dinner with the antichrist
Silence is golden… sometimes.
Suits, “Play the Man”: everybody hates Mike
“I don’t think you understand how high maintenance this place is.” – Harvey
Suits, “Inside Track”: Robin Hood: men in well-tailored slacks
Harvey is Harvey and Mike is an idiot.
Suits, “Identity Crisis”: The Louis Litt Show
“I get along with me just fine.” – Harvey
Suits, “Dirty Little Secrets”: bring on the backstory
“Isn’t she a little taller than you?” – Quentin “It’s the heels.” – Harvey
Suits, “Dog Fight”: atonement
“I’m going to tell you a story about what that man did for me.” – Mike
Suits, “Bail Out”: you’re so money and you don’t even know it
“You don’t send a puppy to clean up its own mess. Optimally you don’t even have a puppy.” – Harvey
Workaholics, “Karl’s Wedding”: creepin’ on the come-up
“Those are some real classy dogs up top. They’re barking at me.” – Adam
Workaholics, “Stop! Pajama Time”: when the cat’s away, the mice will get baked
“I’m wearing a top gun hat. If I get fired in it, I’ll look like such a dumbass.” – Adam
Workaholics, “Heist School”: rock ‘n roll heist school
“That was so ‘Tommy’ of me.” – Adam
30 Rock, “Idiots Are People Three”: midlife crisis averted
“I’m fighting a losing battle.” – Liz Lemon
30 Rock, “When it Rains, It Pours”: Red Light Challenge
“Full disclosure, most of my experience is putting babies in women.” – Dr. Spaceman
30 Rock, “The Fabian Strategy”: battle lines are drawn
“Okay. Season Five. Here we go.” – Liz
30 Rock, “Mrs. Donaghy”: honeymoon from hell
“She is… difficult.” – Dr. Spaceman on dating Squeaky Fromme
30 Rock, “Live Show”: east side
“But we can use ‘It’s Your B-Day, Bitch’ by Snooki’s mom.” – Pete
30 Rock, “Let’s Stay Together”: diversity day
“You get an ‘I Met a Congresswoman’ sticker.” – Regina Goodman
30 Rock, “Future Husband”: weakness tissues
“I’m either very happy right now, or having a pretty bad Donkey Spell.” – Kenneth
30 Rock, “Gentleman’s Intermission”: the Buck stops here
“I’m looking for D.I.C.K., Avery.” – Jack
30 Rock, “Khonani”: the tonight shift
“Have I not told you about my grandmother fetish?” – Jack Donaghy
30 Rock, “Klaus and Greta”: albino monks
James Franco in love with Japanese body pillows = funny.
30 Rock, “Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter”: prison weed
“Even you can’t pull this off, Jack. Mrs. Doubtfire shimself could not do this.” – Liz to Jack
The Office, “WUPHF.com”: the next sensation
“If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.” – Jim
The Office, “Viewing Party”: gleeking out
“There’s this thing on Glee called mash-up where two things that don’t go together make one great song. Take Gabe. Take Michael. You make Gay Mike. Best friends.” – Erin
The Office, “Threat Level Midnight”: Scarn, Michael Scarn
“It’s gonna take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn.” – Michael Scott
The Office, “Training Day”: end of an era
“Deangelo is great. I love the guy. But I’m not sure he’s a great fit for the office. And I’m not sure I love the guy.” – Michael Scott
The Office, “Ultimatum”: New Year’s resolutions
“I’m really excited for Michael either way, because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he’ll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life.” – Erin
The Office, “The Sting”: rival salesmen
“People can’t keep their true natures hidden for long and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.” – Dwight
The Office, “The Search”: finding a way back
“Her personality is like a three. Her sense of humor is a two. Her ears are like a seven, and a four. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she’s a perfect forty.” – Erin, about Holly
The Office, “Sex Ed”: pros and cons of sex
“I have a disease, of which there is no known cure. It has been sexually transmitted to me. I can’t even say it. H-I-R-P-E-E-S.” – Michael Scott
The Office, “Michael’s Last Dundies”: passing the torch
“Anything can happen at the Dundies. They’re like the Golden Globes only less mean.” – Michael
The Office, “Goodbye Michael”: a fond farewell
“The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.” – Michael
The Office, “Garage Sale”: your wife becoming me will I
“I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.” – Michael
The Office, “Costume Contest”: miniature ponies
“I just made Kevin cry and Gabe looks like Lady Gaga. That’s not Halloween. Halloween should be a day where we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.” –Michael
The Office, “Classy Christmas”: Holly’s return
“In the end, the greatest snowball isn’t a snowball at all… it’s fear. Merry Christmas.” – Dwight
The Office, “Christening”: this is happening
“Why you always gotta be so mean to me?“ – Toby to God
The Office, “Andy’s Play”: amateur hour
“Women can not resist a man singing show tunes. It’s so powerful even a lot of men can’t resist a man singing show tunes.” – Andy Bernard
The Office, “Whistleblower”: woof
Time for The Office to sail into the 5pm sunset while the getting is still pretty good?
The Office, “St. Patrick’s Day”: boot and rally
The Office needs more Darryl. How often can we say that?
The Office, “Secretary’s Day”: cookie monster
“Is that the show where all the puppets live in the barrio?” – Dwight
The Office, “Happy Hour”: date Mike
“You can be gay with Matt, but be straight with me.” – Darryl to Oscar
The Office, “Fun Run”: LAp BANDING
The best thing since sliced bread, or in this case, the best thing since paper.
Below Deck, “She’d Better Not Be Saying”: Adrienne Unleashed
“Serving Adrienne makes me want to vomit in her face.” – Kat
Below Deck, “Strains, Stains and a Big Pain”: bury the kiss hatchet
“Ultimately everyone wants what they can’t have.” – Ben