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Chuck, “Chuck Versus the Bearded Bandit”: the sidekick strikes back
“For the first time in my life, I feel as cool as you.” – Morgan
Chuck, “Chuck Versus Bo”: hot potato
Because why the hell not.
Mad Men, “Six Month Leave”: and she threw it away
“To Monday morning: it’ll be here faster than you think.” – Freddy Rumsen
Kitchen Nightmares, “Capri”: gumball rally
“Somebody should tell him the chicken’s definitely dead.” – Gordon Ramsay
2 Broke Girls, “Pilot”: opposites attract
The Generation Y dichotomy on screen.
2 Broke Girls, “And Strokes of Goodwill”: just here for the dialog
Weak storytelling is turning 2 Broke Girls into a charity case.
2 Broke Girls, “And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving”: island of misfit elves
“This is a hard time of year for people who have feelings.” – Max
Kitchen Nightmares, “La Frite”: a slurpy mess of blap
“The color’s ghastly.” – Gordon Ramsay
Mad Men, “A Night To Remember”: how did that get there?
“I would never do this to you.” – Betty to Don
Kitchen Nightmares, “Kingston Café”: secret jerk sauce
“They would f—ing kidnap me if I tried to serve that in Jamaica right now.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Café Tavolini”: big, soggy, dirty pool of juice and crap
“You’ve got insipid gloop.” – Gordon Ramsay
Mad Men, “The Gold Violin”: perfect in every way
“You’re not Don Draper.” – Anna Draper
Kitchen Nightmares, “DownCity”: a funeral in my mouth
“It’s sort of lukewarm, solidified chunks of crap.” – Gordon Ramsay
Mad Men, “Maidenform”: Chauncey, we hardly knew ye
“You’re in their country. Learn to speak the language.” – Joan to Peggy
Mad Men, “The New Girl”: this never happened
“This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.” – Bobbie Barrett
Kitchen Nightmares, “Davide”: for painkillers or whatever
“I’m not blowing smoke up my own ass, but the food is good.” – Frank
Mad Men, “Three Sundays”: dead on arrival
“Don’t you love the chase? Sometimes it doesn’t work out, but those are the stakes.” – Roger
Mad Men, “The Benefactor”: do what I say
“I like being bad and then going home and being good.” – Bobbie Barrett
Mad Men, “Flight 1”: we’re practically family here
“American Airlines: pioneering vertical flight.” – Paul
Kitchen Nightmares, “Grasshopper Also”: frig it all
“Mitch, do something!” – Gordon Ramsay
Mad Men, “For Those Who Think Young”: Valentine’s Day
“Young people don’t know anything – especially that they’re young.” – Don Draper
Kitchen Nightmares, “Casa Roma”: could be throw up
“There is nothing edible.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Revisited #2” flashback time eaters
Gordan Ramsay revisits two restaurants, which allows for lots of time eaten up with flashback footage.
Rescue Me, “Mutha”: ghosts of alcoholism past
The final season of Rescue Me promises to be filled with surprises.
Rescue Me, “Vows”: bells are ringing
It’s the big day for Colleen, Shawn and the entire Gavin clan.
Rescue Me, “Ashes”: Chez Gavin
The survivors deal with Lou’s passing in their own way.
Rescue Me, “Head”: he don’t need no stinking badges
Tommy has his badge revoked and tries to take down the reporter who was responsible.
Rescue Me, “Jeter”: guess who’s coming to rehearsal dinner?
Tommy gets railroaded into quitting the department at Colleen’s rehearsal dinner.
Kitchen Nightmares, “Anna Vincenzo’s”: a version of a science lab
“He’s British. He doesn’t f—ing know anything about pizza.” – CeCe
Kitchen Nightmares, “Le Bistro”: a deluded little bubble
“You are blatantly ignorant.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Lido Di Manhattan Beach”: grainy and furry
“Like, no one tells me that these things are going on unless someone tells me, and they haven’t told me.” – Lisa
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mojito’s”: how to drive Marcelo crazy
“Even with Chef Ramsey here, there’s absolutely no hope for this restaurant to survive.” – Eduardo
Kitchen Nightmares, “Bazzini”: inside a dollhouse
“We’re sinking like the Titanic in here.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Hot Potato Cafe”: a sloppy dog mess
“I don’t think you can even wrap your mind around how big it is to open a restaurant.” – Erin
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Who Got Dee Pregnant?”: bun in the coven
“Now here’s what I remember from my brown state.” – Dennis
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore”: hamming it up
“I guess that’s just summer love.” – Charlie
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “The Gang Gets Trapped”: the vase
“I have the grace of a falcon, and I’ll be in and out like a demon’s whisper.” – Mac, recalling Dennis
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “The High School Reunion”: the Gang got back
“Sir Mix-a-Lot was not talking about women whose backs have recovered from a horrific spinal disorder…” – Dennis
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Storm of the Century”: rickety cricket
“You two have boyfriends? How did you not know that the reason I invited you back to my bar was to bang you? Get outta here! Get the hell out of here! Shoo away from me!” – Dennis
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “The ANTI-Social Network”: catfish
“He shushes me because he doesn’t like the volume of my conversation? Next thing he knows, he’s chopped to bits in a basement somewhere, you know? Was it worth it?” – Charlie
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “The Gang Buys a Boat”: implications
“That’s how you patronize someone right there.” – Charlie
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “The Gang Gets a New Member”: Schmitty
“Dee inspired me. She said, ‘You’re an awesome janitor, Charlie. You can make this whole school slippery.'” – Charlie
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Mac and Charlie: White Trash”: Pool Party
This Filipino went crazy on me. She scratched me like a velociraptor. – Frank
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Mac’s Big Break”: the future of radio
“A good hockey wig could put this thing over the top.” – Charlie
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Mac’s Mom Burns Her House Down”: golden girls
“Mrs. Mac has a unique and earthy fragrance.” – Dennis
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “How Mac Got Fat”: the confession
“I’m fat.” – Mac’s confession
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Frank’s Pretty Woman”: hook, line, and sinker
“I went from a tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you.” – Mac
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Frank Reynolds’ Little Beauties”: toddlers and tiaras
“Yeah, those mothers just left their kids here in a bar with complete strangers in a pageant that’s under investigation.” – Sweet Dee
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Frank’s Brother”: mouth hoagies
“I guess that don’t leave me with no choice… but to be a mature-ass adult about this s—! I’m working on my temper. But know that I strongly disagree with this!” – Reggie