“Yeah, those mothers just left their kids here in a bar with complete strangers in a pageant that’s under investigation.” – Sweet Dee
Tag: Office Culture
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Frank’s Brother”: mouth hoagies
“I guess that don’t leave me with no choice… but to be a mature-ass adult about this s—! I’m working on my temper. But know that I strongly disagree with this!” – Reggie
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games”: sunny spots
Emotional battery and public humiliation await all who would play.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “Dennis Gets Divorced”: Ponderosa’s Ponderosa
“I’m not drunk. I’m more sober than I’ve ever been in my entire life.” – Dennis
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mama Maria’s”: Tylenol with codeine
“Any businessman would’ve said, enough’s enough, pull the plug.” – John Esposito
Suits: “Errors and Omissions”: sex, drugs, and… more sex and drugs
“Is that sweat on your well-moisturized brow, Mr. Specter?”
Suits, “Pilot”: the prince and the pothead
Suits = Psych meets White Collar.
Suits, “Undefeated”: all’s fair
“This is a law office, not Lord of the Flies.” – Mike
Suits, “Tricks of the Trade”: Batman and Robin head to wall street
Needs more POW! BOP! And KABOOM!
Suits, “Rules of the Game”: dinner with the antichrist
Silence is golden… sometimes.
Suits, “Play the Man”: everybody hates Mike
“I don’t think you understand how high maintenance this place is.” – Harvey
Suits, “Inside Track”: Robin Hood: men in well-tailored slacks
Harvey is Harvey and Mike is an idiot.
Suits, “Identity Crisis”: The Louis Litt Show
“I get along with me just fine.” – Harvey
Suits, “Dirty Little Secrets”: bring on the backstory
“Isn’t she a little taller than you?” – Quentin “It’s the heels.” – Harvey
Suits, “Dog Fight”: atonement
“I’m going to tell you a story about what that man did for me.” – Mike
Suits, “Bail Out”: you’re so money and you don’t even know it
“You don’t send a puppy to clean up its own mess. Optimally you don’t even have a puppy.” – Harvey
Workaholics, “Karl’s Wedding”: creepin’ on the come-up
“Those are some real classy dogs up top. They’re barking at me.” – Adam
Workaholics, “Stop! Pajama Time”: when the cat’s away, the mice will get baked
“I’m wearing a top gun hat. If I get fired in it, I’ll look like such a dumbass.” – Adam
Workaholics, “Heist School”: rock ‘n roll heist school
“That was so ‘Tommy’ of me.” – Adam
30 Rock, “Idiots Are People Three”: midlife crisis averted
“I’m fighting a losing battle.” – Liz Lemon
30 Rock, “When it Rains, It Pours”: Red Light Challenge
“Full disclosure, most of my experience is putting babies in women.” – Dr. Spaceman
30 Rock, “The Fabian Strategy”: battle lines are drawn
“Okay. Season Five. Here we go.” – Liz
30 Rock, “Mrs. Donaghy”: honeymoon from hell
“She is… difficult.” – Dr. Spaceman on dating Squeaky Fromme
30 Rock, “Live Show”: east side
“But we can use ‘It’s Your B-Day, Bitch’ by Snooki’s mom.” – Pete
30 Rock, “Let’s Stay Together”: diversity day
“You get an ‘I Met a Congresswoman’ sticker.” – Regina Goodman
30 Rock, “Future Husband”: weakness tissues
“I’m either very happy right now, or having a pretty bad Donkey Spell.” – Kenneth
30 Rock, “Gentleman’s Intermission”: the Buck stops here
“I’m looking for D.I.C.K., Avery.” – Jack
30 Rock, “Khonani”: the tonight shift
“Have I not told you about my grandmother fetish?” – Jack Donaghy
30 Rock, “Klaus and Greta”: albino monks
James Franco in love with Japanese body pillows = funny.
30 Rock, “Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter”: prison weed
“Even you can’t pull this off, Jack. Mrs. Doubtfire shimself could not do this.” – Liz to Jack
The Office, “WUPHF.com”: the next sensation
“If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.” – Jim
The Office, “Viewing Party”: gleeking out
“There’s this thing on Glee called mash-up where two things that don’t go together make one great song. Take Gabe. Take Michael. You make Gay Mike. Best friends.” – Erin
The Office, “Threat Level Midnight”: Scarn, Michael Scarn
“It’s gonna take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn.” – Michael Scott
The Office, “Training Day”: end of an era
“Deangelo is great. I love the guy. But I’m not sure he’s a great fit for the office. And I’m not sure I love the guy.” – Michael Scott
The Office, “Ultimatum”: New Year’s resolutions
“I’m really excited for Michael either way, because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he’ll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life.” – Erin
The Office, “The Sting”: rival salesmen
“People can’t keep their true natures hidden for long and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.” – Dwight
The Office, “The Search”: finding a way back
“Her personality is like a three. Her sense of humor is a two. Her ears are like a seven, and a four. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she’s a perfect forty.” – Erin, about Holly
The Office, “Sex Ed”: pros and cons of sex
“I have a disease, of which there is no known cure. It has been sexually transmitted to me. I can’t even say it. H-I-R-P-E-E-S.” – Michael Scott
The Office, “Michael’s Last Dundies”: passing the torch
“Anything can happen at the Dundies. They’re like the Golden Globes only less mean.” – Michael
The Office, “Goodbye Michael”: a fond farewell
“The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.” – Michael
The Office, “Garage Sale”: your wife becoming me will I
“I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.” – Michael
The Office, “Costume Contest”: miniature ponies
“I just made Kevin cry and Gabe looks like Lady Gaga. That’s not Halloween. Halloween should be a day where we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.” –Michael
The Office, “Classy Christmas”: Holly’s return
“In the end, the greatest snowball isn’t a snowball at all… it’s fear. Merry Christmas.” – Dwight
The Office, “Christening”: this is happening
“Why you always gotta be so mean to me?“ – Toby to God
The Office, “Andy’s Play”: amateur hour
“Women can not resist a man singing show tunes. It’s so powerful even a lot of men can’t resist a man singing show tunes.” – Andy Bernard
The Office, “Whistleblower”: woof
Time for The Office to sail into the 5pm sunset while the getting is still pretty good?
The Office, “St. Patrick’s Day”: boot and rally
The Office needs more Darryl. How often can we say that?
The Office, “Secretary’s Day”: cookie monster
“Is that the show where all the puppets live in the barrio?” – Dwight
The Office, “Happy Hour”: date Mike
“You can be gay with Matt, but be straight with me.” – Darryl to Oscar
The Office, “Fun Run”: LAp BANDING
The best thing since sliced bread, or in this case, the best thing since paper.
Below Deck, “She’d Better Not Be Saying”: Adrienne Unleashed
“Serving Adrienne makes me want to vomit in her face.” – Kat
Below Deck, “Strains, Stains and a Big Pain”: bury the kiss hatchet
“Ultimately everyone wants what they can’t have.” – Ben
Below Deck, “Bitchy Resting Face”: blame the blanket
“Balls and everything. That’s not cool.” – Ben
Parks and Recreation, “Time Capsule”: breaking pawn(ee)
“Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest, Indiana.” – Leslie
Parks and Recreations, “94 Meetings”: for realskies
“To me, this situation is a blood soaked nightmarish hellscape. To Leslie Knope…” – Ron Swanson
Parks and Recreation, “Woman of the Year”: well, it’s about time
“Winning is every girl’s dream. But it’s my destiny. And my dream.” – Leslie
Parks and Recreation, “The Debate”: Bobby Newport pulls an ace out of his sleeve
“Vote for me to be your boyfriend.” – Tom
Parks and Recreation, “Flu Season”: uncommon cold
“You had me at Meat Tornado.” – Ron
Parks and Recreation, ”The Comeback” slipping in the polls
“I tried to make Ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.” – Andy
Parks and Recreation, ”The Bubble” and “Li’l Sebastian”: natural election
“Hope you brought a change of clothes… because your eyes are about to piss tears.” – Jean-Ralphio
Parks and Recreation, “Live Ammo”: the never-ending campaign
“This strip mall has surprisingly decent chi.” – Chris
Parks and Recreation, “Media Blitz”: stage fright
“More like Turd Crapley.” – Ben
Mad Men, “Tomorrowland”: maybe it’ll be an adventure
“I feel like myself when I’m with you, but the way I always wanted to feel.” – Don to Megan
Parks and Recreation, “I Am Leslie Knope”: beard to death
“I’m just now getting pretty good at shoe-shining and I’m still pretty bad at it.” – Andy
Parks and Recreation, “Go Big or Go Home”: redemption, thy name is Knope
“Fish meat is practically a vegetable.” – Ron Swanson
Parks and Recreation, “Freddy Spaghetti”: noodle bumping
“There’s an old saying in show business: the show must go wrong.” – Andy
Mad Men, “Blowing Smoke”: why I’m quitting tobacco
“We’re gonna sit at our desks and keep typing while the walls fall down around us because we’re creative, the least important, most important thing there is.” – Don Draper
Parks and Recreation, “Campaign Ad”: our idiot front-runner
“I’m pretty sure I’ll figure it out.” – Bobby Newport
Parks and Recreation, “Fancy Party”: a why-wait wedding
“Are you Nell from the movie Nell?” – Donna
Parks and Recreation, “Bus Tour”: maiden voyage of the S.S. Knope
“Win or lose, I bet you anything that your dad would be proud of you.” – Leslie
Mad Men, “Chinese Wall”: everything else is sentimental
“I need a drink.” – Bert Cooper
Mad Men, “Hands and Knees”: tired of running
Do you have any reason to believe Mr. Draper isn’t who he says he is? – Special Agent Landingham
Mad Men, “The Beautiful Girls”: sadists and masochists
“I’m not sorry. But I’m married, and so are you.” – Joan to Roger
Mad Men, “The Summer Man”: to be continued
Don Draper and Mad Men reach a strange and wonderful new plateau in the summer of 1965.
Mad Men, “Waldorf Stories”: from Duck to Don
Where’s the bottom, you ask? There’s further to go down this lowball glass, I fear.
Mad Men, “The Chrysanthemum and the Sword”: help help me Honda
“Do you know the river of s— I’m going to get from her mother?” – Don Draper, upon learning of Sally’s hair cutting incident
Mad Men, “The Rejected”: art in advertising
“Right now my life is very…” – Don’s abandoned note, writing to Allison
Mad Men, “The Good News”: Dick Whitman in Long Beach
“I could tell the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again.” – Don Draper
Mad Men, “Christmas Comes But Once a Year”: look where we are
“What do all the good boys and girls want for Christmas? Lucky Strike!” – Roger Sterling
Parks and Recreation, “Telethon”: sweet dreams are made of this
Even My Tongue Is Fat: The Story of Pawnee.
Parks and Recreation, “Park Safety”: scrotation marks
Andy Samberg + Parks and Rec = extra awesomeness.
Mad Men, “Public Relations”: brave new world
“Believe me, Henry, everybody thinks this is temporary.” – Don Draper to Henry Francis
Mad Men, “The Wheel”: #1 ranked episode of Mad Men Season 1 – where we ache to go again!
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Mad Men, “Red in the Face”: #2 ranked episode of Mad Men season 1 – three on a match!
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Mad Men, “Smoke Gets In Your Eyes”: #3 ranked episode of Mad Men Season 1 – like there’s no tomorrow!
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Mad Men, “Marriage of Figaro”: #4 ranked episode of Mad Men Season 1 – Don Draper’s multiple lives!
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Mad Men, “Babylon”: #5 ranked episode of Mad Men season 1 – in search of utopia!
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Mad Men, “Nixon vs. Kennedy”: #6 ranked episode of Mad Men season 1 — leave your life!
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Mad Men, “Long Weekend”: #7 ranked episode of Mad Men season 1 – this is all there is!
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Mad Men, “The Hobo Code”: #8 ranked episode of Mad Men season 1 – you’re an honorary!
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Mad Men, “5G”: #9 ranked episode of Mad Men season 1 – just go back to thinking that!
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Mad Men, “Ladies Room”: #10 ranked episode of Mad Men Season 1 – you’re dessert!
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Mad Men, “New Amsterdam”: #11 ranked episode of Mad Men season 1 – losing face gracefully!
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Mad Men, “Indian Summer”: #12 ranked episode of Mad Men season 1 – unlucky strikes!
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Mad Men, “Shoot”: #13 ranked episode of Mad Men season 1 – to be that girl again!
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