“You are blatantly ignorant.” – Gordon Ramsay
Welcome to Lighthouse Point, an “exclusive community outside of Boca Raton, Florida lined with large mansions, pristine beaches, and home to Le Bistro.”
Quick side note that any mention of Boca Raton immediately makes me think about the brilliant episode of The Sopranos, called “Boca” as it happens, where we learn more about Uncle Junior’s love life (in which a comedic situation soon turns tragic). It’s the last truly happy moments we see Uncle Junior have – everything after that is downhill for our guy.
Speaking of downhill, back to Le Bistro!
Chef Andy Trousdale met wife Elin while working at a restaurant, and Elin notes that it was “love at first bite.” They eventually moved to south Florida and opened Le Bistro.
Elin notes that Lighthouse Point is a wealthy area but that local diners don’t like the restaurant. Then we get the vibe right away that Chef Andy is haughty to those around him and has zero ability to take any kind of feedback from people.
Elin says that Le Bistro is deep in debt and things are going from “bad to worse.”
Gordon Ramsay shows up in the middle of a cooking class, which Chef Andy takes umbrage with immediately. After the class, Andy immediately accuses Ramsay of trying to “f— things up” by making “a mockery of what I’m doing in front of these people.”
And it’s at this early point that we know we’re going to be in for a really fun episode of Kitchen Nightmares.
Elin tells Gordon that “for some reason” the local clientele isn’t finding Le Bistro to be appealing.
As is always the case, Andy and Elin are convinced that Gordon Ramsay is going to do cartwheels over the food that Le Bistro serves, but instead Ramsay sends the first dish, some kind of duck appetizer, back. “I think I just chipped a tooth,” Ramsay relays with regard to the “cartilage” permeating the plate.
“Hey man, he found the bones in the duck,” Alex the waiter explains to Andy, which is pretty hilarious.
“Whatever, this is bulls—,” Chef Andy responds.
After eating, Gordon tells Andy that the food is sad, old fashioned, on the verge of being depressing, and “stuck in the ‘80s.” Weirdly, Andy then flat out lies that anyone had told him that the duck had too much cartilage.
At the first dinner service, there’s a massive backup in the kitchen which causes the diners to have to wait a very long time to eat. It occurs to me that this happens often on Kitchen Nightmares, and I wonder if part of it is that the television production either actively recruits more people to the restaurant being covered than usual, or if people know that there’s a reality show being filmed so more people come out of the woodwork versus the usual customer volume.
In any event, drama ensues as per usual.
Meanwhile, Chef Andy is Mr. Charming in the kitchen, fuming that a diner can “f— himself” after a waiter brings back a dish because the customer claimed their steak was overcooked.
“Every entrée has come back and all you want to do is slam them,” Ramsay tells Andy. The chef for his part can only be reactive and rant about how Gordon is “out to get him.”
The wild thing is that Andy isn’t entirely wrong: this is how Kitchen Nightmares operates. However, it doesn’t mean that the restaurant is perfect and doesn’t need any help.
“You’re not intimidating me,” Andy goes on to say before Ramsay fires back, “You’re wrapped up in a deluded little bubble, and not one person has got the balls to tell you the truth that it’s not working. You are blatantly ignorant.”
After thoughtfully considering Gordon’s feedback, Chef Andy says, “Oh whatever, f— you.” Well, maybe he didn’t thoughtfully consider it.
Meanwhile, cut to the staff outside talking about their boss, Andy. “He’s an a—hole man,” one of the waiters says.
The next day, Gordon takes Andy and the staff out on the water on a nice-looking ship. Below deck, Ramsay has stowed away “previous customers” of Le Bistro so that Andy and Elin have no escape to listen to what the group has to say: bad food, poor ambiance, and so on. Andy as ever looks super pissed off and non-receptive to taking on any criticism.
For that night’s service, Ramsay has introduced a new “local cod” red snapper special, which Chef Andy’s flatly says “it’s fine” in reaction to. During service, immediately a crisis brews where not enough food is coming out of the kitchen, leaving a restaurant full of people annoyed and hungry.
And it looks like that calls for a stunt! While Le Bistro’s diners are still waiting for their orders to come out, Ramsay runs next door and picks up a to go order of tuna in ten minutes flat. This is meant to “show what’s happening on your doorstep” at Le Bistro.
Finally, the dishes come out, and the diners love the red snapper, which was the only dish not cooked by Chef Andy (Hendrick handled the special). Meanwhile, everyone hated Chef Andy’s concoctions. Gordon and Andy then yelled at each other, with Gordon calling Andy “big boy” a couple of times, which is always fun.
There’s finally a crack in Andy’s rigid armor when Ramsay sits him down and tells him that if he’s not willing to change his ways, he’s at risk at losing the restaurant, the goal that is the dream for most chefs. “Wipe the slate clean and start over,” Gordon advises.
Day Three is relaunch day, and the renovated Le Bistro is revealed. This is one where the place doesn’t look all that transformed from how it looked before, but everyone predictably freaks out over how great it looks.
More importantly, the menu has been overhauled with dishes like gazpacho, “local oysters,” and “extraordinary, steamed mussels.” And everyone predictably freaks out over how great the new dishes taste. Even Chef Andy seems grudgingly into the new doings.
And meanwhile, there will be “VIPs” coming in for relaunch night including local politicians, local famous chefs, and a food critic. Andy grumbles about “why they haven’t come in before,” meanwhile.
Unlike how relaunch nights typically go, things start off well with food coming out quickly and the diners enjoying their meals. However, “Andy quickly slips back to his old ways,” with Andy going silent and/or taciturn, and orders heading out of the kitchen sloppily cooked and assembled.
Ramsay pulls Andy aside and says, “You can’t just send shit – why now?” And for once Andy does take at least a bit of accountability to his credit.
“There’s no excuse, chef,” Chef Andy finally admits. “It’s a wake-up call,” he adds.
Cut to a quick montage where Andy whips the kitchen – now showing accountability and pride, presumably – into shape and the diners are happy in the end.
Chef Ramsay declares the relaunch a success, and Andy even thanks Ramsay for his help.
“Take care of that stubborn mule,” Gordon tells Elin upon leaving.
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Kitchen Nightmares, “Le Bistro”: is Le Bistro still open?
Yes, Le Bistro is still open and still doing its thing in Lighthouse Point, Florida!
Via Yelp, it has a 4.3 star average with 192 reviews, which is pretty impressive, and is categorized as a French restaurant and also under Steakhouses.
I’m also amused that Beef Wellington is listed as a specialty as that’s a dish that Gordon Ramsay always famously makes his wannabe chefs cook on Hell’s Kitchen.
Some stats and info about Kitchen Nightmares, “Le Bistro”
TV SHOW – Kitchen Nightmares
SEASON/EPISODE – Season 3, Episode 6
AIRED ON – March 11th, 2010
NETWORK/STREAMING SERVICE – FOX
GENRE – Docuseries, Office Culture, Trashtastic TV, Food Shows
CAST – Gordon Ramsay