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Kitchen Nightmares episode reviews: Gordon Ramsay’s rancid discoveries, rage, and rapturous redemptions
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Hotel Hell, “Lakeview Hotel”: like a cobweb on steroids
“Goddamn it Afni, why didn’t you get to that?” – Brent Macdonald
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Julissa Bermudez & Adam O’Rourke”: my rig is tight
“Boys do what they want to do, men do what they have to do.” – Adam O’Rourke
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “Sandra Dee’s Bar-B-Que & Seafood”: you’re the rock that’s sinking your mother’s ship
“I fight dudes – it’s nothing to me.” – Sandra Dee
Hotel Hell, “Brick Hotel”: the laughingstock of Newtown
“What is this, a tea party for rats?” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “Vienna Restaurant and Inn”: Krach pots
“You have these rumors going around. People say, ‘Ooh, the Vienna. They’re all swingers. It’s a big brothel.’” – Jessica
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “Patrick Molloy’s”: your kitchen’s a warzone
“Terrible service, even worse food.” – From an online review of Patrick Molloy’s
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “Fetch Bistro”: begging for help
“That dog over there is eating off the table.” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “Angler’s Lodge”: dipped in elk’s blood
“When we lost that little boy, our life stopped.” – Dede
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Jesse Kovacs & A.J. Johnson”: the dog, the douche, what’s the deal?
“How much more of Rich’s oh twelve cab can we get down here?” – Jesse Kovacs
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “La Serenata”: like the inside of my great grandad’s underpants
“I work too much for this.” – Aurora
Hotel Hell, “Beachfront Inn”: it’s festered, it’s off, it’s bubbling
“Are we not in Florida?” – Gordon Ramsay
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “Sherman’s Restaurant”: catfish blues
“What’s a tater?” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “The Roosevelt Inn”: the consequences of John Hough’s eccentric behavior
“I can become physically very, very violent and have in the past… people get hurt.” – John Hough
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Allison Baver & Devin Alexander”: you’re 42 approaching 50
“I want the inner vixen coming out, okay?” – Patti Stanger
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “Brownstone Bistro”: fighting through tragedy
“You’ve lost enough.” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “River Rock Inn”: a hot flipping mess
“If you eat these cookies, take one to your next job interview.” – Ken’s nasty-gram
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Chris Manzo and Max Hodges”: you don’t got game
“It’s supernatural, man… love.” – Max Hodges
Hotel Hell, “Keating Hotel”: all style and no substance
“Why not just have the Ferrari of hotels?” – Eddie Kean
Dog the Bounty Hunter, “The Competition”: it’s better for a woman to do that
“It’s not right for a man to go in and ask for directions.” – Dog the Bounty Hunter
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “The Old Coffee Pot Restaurant”: I’ve got rotten fries
“I’ve discovered the kitchen, and it’s pretty gross.” – Gordon Ramsay
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Marysol Patton & Luke Rockhold”: I smell some money
“If it’s not Mr. Right, it might be Mr. Right Now.” – Reza Farahan
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Stephanie Pratt, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, Kari Whitman”: looks is sex, money is security
“I’m sorry, they’re not getting boners here.” – Patti Stanger
Hotel Hell, “Cambridge Hotel”: look at how dead they are
“It looked like there was vomit on top of it.” – A diner
Dog the Bounty Hunter, “Father and Son”: we’re off to see the wizard
“He might be so high that he might not even know that he missed court.” – Leland
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “Bella Gianna’s”: it smells like the backseat of my car
“When you attacked my guests, is that how you deal with customers?” – Gordon Ramsay
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Perez Hilton & Sonja Morgan”: daddy gave tongue?
“If you don’t make money, you’re not going to be able to keep up with me.” – Sonja Morgan
Hotel Hell, “Calumet Inn”: too much trash talking around here
“This is real life, this is people’s jobs.” – Jocelyn Goeden
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Ally Shapiro, Jill Zarin and Prince Ferdinand”: a metrosexual Hans and Franz
“He looks gay, but he’s really European.” – Patti Stanger.
Hotel Hell, “Curtis House Inn”: skid marks and a ghost named Betty
“There are spirits here.” – T.J. Hardisty
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas & Jeff Ogden (“Chilli & Jeff Ogden”): you’ve gotta get a sense of humor
“Kick him out, go go!” – Patti Stanger
Dog the Bounty Hunter, “Meet the Chapmans”: I’m a tough guy, you’re not
“I am a lawman on a mission from God against felons.” – Duane “Dog” Chapman, a.k.a. Dog the Bounty Hunter
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Larry Birkhead & Melyssa Ford”: care bears and nixing vixens
“Jesus be a bowling ball!” – Melyssa Ford
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Kevin Grangier & Anthony Cools (“Kevin & Anthony”): no hypnotizing on your date
“What’s with the hair and the teeth and… he’s aging poorly.” – Patti Stanger
Hotel Hell, “Four Seasons Inn”: it’s like a house of madness
“Did the dog just throw up on my plate?” – Gordon Ramsay
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Farrah Franklin & Kevin Ou (“Farrah & Kevin”): you’re no Keanu Reeves
“Sample the buffet.” – Patti Stanger
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Zagros Bigvand & Uri Man (“Zagros & Uri”): crossing continents with gold and diamonds
“I need to help Uri grow some balls.” – Patti Stanger
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Michael Prozer & Dr. Robert Nettles (“Michael & Dr. Robert”): trailer park trash
“It was inconsiderate, arrogant, not sexy.” – Alanna
Hotel Hell, “Hotel Chester”: I’d rather eat a f—ing Beatle
“I feel like I’m in the witness protection program.” – Gordon Ramsay
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Paul Davis & Alex Edelstein (“Paul & Alex”): it’s like Bozo hair, clown hair
“He reminds me of Robocop.” – Destin
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Matt & Jimmy”: he’s a man whore
“Chicago’s dried up and now they want another city.” – Patti Stanger
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Dave Levine & Shauna Raisch (“Dave/Shauna”): she’s telling you she’s good in bed, duh
“How many more vibrators can I take?” – Patti Stanger
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Daniel Maltzman & Chris Palzis (“Daniel & Chris”): Nobody likes a brag-asaurus
“I am an artiste. I hope you like it hot.” – Daniel Maltzman
Hotel Hell, “Applegate River Lodge”: Pa Butt’s Butt Hut
“We party a lot in here, who knows what happens to the carpets, right?” – Pa Butt