“Now if you’ll excuse me, the father of the atomic bomb wants a saucer of milk.” – Sheldon

“Oh, Emily wouldn’t do that. She’s deaf.” – Penny

“They’re having fun wrong.” – Sheldon

“Cute is for bunny-rabbits. I want to be something with sex appeal — like a Labradoodle.” – Raj

“I feel like two completely different people – Dr Jekyll and Mrs. Whore.” – Penny

“Hey look, everybody! Wil Wheaton is my friend!” – Sheldon

“I gave up the gift of sight for you! What more do you want?” – Leonard

“Remember, people, we’re only as strong as our weakest bladder.” – Sheldon

“I’m the tumor.” – Amy

“What kind of an idiot throws out a terrific chair like this?” – Penny

“I’m brewing some hydrogen sulfide in an attempt to get rid of a pest problem.” – Raj

“Bazinga, punk, now we’re even.” – Sheldon

“Is it because you’re sad and alone and no one loves you?” – Sheldon

“I think a woman can put on a wig by herself.” – Bernadette

“There’s nothing I like better than making smart people feel ill at ease.” – Mrs. Latham

“I was afraid you were going to fixate on that Mars rover incident.” – Sheldon

“I’m a girl.” – Amy Farrah Fowler