“You sunk a boat?” – Molly

All skeletons look alike.

How do you really define getting older?

Max and Dave go to bro war.

“All weddings are pretty gay when you think about it.” – Max

Six friends keep it together even after a break-up.

“What kind of penis stuff should I get?” – Alex

“There is no ‘I’ in orgasm.” – Stankowski

“He looks like he would take a taser in the nut sack to save his buddies.” – Turbo

“Charter revoked!” – Brother Jared

“They’re the future.” – Turbo

The fun of returning home.

“We weren’t compatible… genitally.” – Chloe

“Inside it smells like tears.” – Andy Richter