Sally Malik rocks this year’s “Poltergeist-chic” collection.
Sally Malik rocks this year’s “Poltergeist-chic” collection.
What’s the difference between a blood bath and a blood orgy? Not much.
“It’s like going to your own funeral… but better.” – Nora
Aidan: 1, Wonder Twins: -1.
Now featuring pornstasch-free flashbacks.
Vampire Princess Suren: God’s Gift To Ballroom Notoriety.
“I woke up naked in a pile of leaves with a squirrel in my mouth.” – Nora
That awkward moment when you possess another body and get stuck.
Aidan’s pornstasch is the star of the show.
Erica wakes up in a hospital to find the last two years erased.
“Somebody should tell him the chicken’s definitely dead.” – Gordon Ramsay
“If the FBI is after you, you know you’re making a difference.” – Ice Cube
“That rat dude really likes you. You must be a metrosexual or something.” – Butt-Head
“Teen obesity kicks ass!” – Butt-Head
“You will belove my bunghole!” – Beavis/Cornholio
“Give me her hand. I don’t even care which one!” – Beavis
I have little patience for a show that doesn’t fundamentally respect its audience.
Come on baby won’t you show me what you got – I want your salvation.
“Don’t sit there and tell me how to dress if you’re still wearing colored contacts.” – Royce
“Jordana does not date baseball players. She f—s them.” – Anna
“What is the fascination with me?” – Jenna
The star of NBC’s complex new drama, Awake, talks about why he was compelled to join the show.
Awake: BD Wong and Cherry Jones Try To Out Shrink Each Other [Interview]
“It’s stuck on 2003.” – Michael Bluth
A hurricane blasts through Fort Marshall and everyone benefits.
“Days without weed hurt, days with it are tolerable.” – Medical Marijuana Patient
Meet a feral pig’s worst nightmare: the Campbell clan.
Really speaking our language.
A superhero show that can avoid the mistakes of its predecessor?
All bad guys love chess!
When less is more…
Can TLC’s reality show change Muslim relations in the U.S.? We think so.
“Me, without you and your science… all my best intentions carry no water.” – Warden James
Welcome to Alcatraz.
New information, but nothing earth shattering.
You can imagine how the pitch for Alaska Proof went down at Animal Planet, something to the effect of: well, we’ve got 11 Alaska-based reality shows on the schedule and know people can’t get enough of them…
A tribute to 15 female characters who are doing some mighty ass kicking these days.
“It’s a family dynamic… It’s very much a democracy.” – Janelle
Taking a look at a classic British sketch show.
“We have delivered a great evening… and our team sucks.” – Paul Stanley
The Generation Y dichotomy on screen.
Let it roll, all night long.
Weak storytelling is turning 2 Broke Girls into a charity case.
“This is a hard time of year for people who have feelings.” – Max
Television series – some forgotten, some still beloved by cult followings – that were canceled way too early versus way too late.
“The best way to deal with a jabroni: sit back and let him screw his own pooch.” – Narrator
It’s a bit sad that The Real World and so many of its derivatives over the last 20 years failed to live up to this high standard.
These shows aren’t for everyone… and that’s exactly the point.
“Hunter is a raging testosterone monster.” – Kody
“What do you see as the benefit of this?” – Christine