“Talk to me about Crazy Town Banana-Pants.” – Dr. Heidi
“Talk to me about Crazy Town Banana-Pants.” – Dr. Heidi
He also left me his ashes. He asked me to burn them. I don’t think he knows how ashes work.” – Abed
“I still think that man will evolve into woman, not a three-headed dragon.” – Britta
I’m tired of fighting, fighting for a lost cause.
“Abed, the mafia movie is over.” – Jeff
“Hot. Hot hot hot. – Evil Abed
“If you conspire with every person who approaches you, you’re not even really conspiring with anyone, you’re just doing random crap.” – Annie
“The way she left, I could tell that somebody – or something – had really put the scare on her. But what? Why? Stapler? Was I crazy, or were they somehow connected?” – Chang’s inner monologue
“Part man, part pillow, all carnage.” – Narrator
Tup, Plowp, Sleech, and Vlam, sign me up!
“To be a Formula 1 driver,” the Season 6 teaser trailer tells us, “you need to be able to switch yourself off from everything that is happening around you. But when you get in that car, the noise goes away.”
“There hasn’t been elephant poaching in Kerala since early ‘90s…”
Unprecedented access to the lives of the wives and girlfriends of Premier League footballers.
“Would you like to login?”
“This class is like a redhead who drinks scotch and watches Die Hard.” – Jeff
“You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth. You’re the opposite of Batman.” – Troy to Britta
Delve “into the immeasurable musical and cultural impact of the entertainment icon.”
“Guys, I’ll be back. But with booty.” – Jeff
“Boiling water is the icicle-stabbing of yam-killing.” – Jeff
“Abed, why are you mining my life for classic sitcom scenarios?” – Jeff to Abed
“I’m gonna eat spaceman-Paninis with black Hitler and there’s nothing you can do about it!” – Troy
“There’s nothing left to do now but heal and share the experience with as many reputable journals as possible.” – Professor Duncan
“I’m fighting a losing battle.” – Liz Lemon
“Full disclosure, most of my experience is putting babies in women.” – Dr. Spaceman
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle, don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto.
Tune in for house flipping and home reno in Hawaiian paradise.
“Okay. Season Five. Here we go.” – Liz
“She is… difficult.” – Dr. Spaceman on dating Squeaky Fromme
“But we can use ‘It’s Your B-Day, Bitch’ by Snooki’s mom.” – Pete
“I guess we’re gonna eat leaches later.”
You’re always saying, it’s so easy.
“You get an ‘I Met a Congresswoman’ sticker.” – Regina Goodman
A new Apple TV+ docuseries digs into the New England Patriot’s incredible success (and controversies) during the 21st Century.
The Proof is Out There is a TV docuseries that investigates “mysterious” videos, photos, and audio recordings, using technology and experts.
Totally Funny Kids features funny, absurd, and sometimes shocking videos from the youngest members of the family.
“What is wrong with liking nice things? I like nice stuff,” so says Tameka. And that’s just the beginning, people.
And I’ve been putting out the fire with gasoline.
Suits: LA is helmed by the same team that brought us Suits and has cast Stephen Amell in the lead role.
“I’m either very happy right now, or having a pretty bad Donkey Spell.” – Kenneth
“I’m looking for D.I.C.K., Avery.” – Jack
“Have I not told you about my grandmother fetish?” – Jack Donaghy
James Franco in love with Japanese body pillows = funny.
“Even you can’t pull this off, Jack. Mrs. Doubtfire shimself could not do this.” – Liz to Jack
“It’s not like, hey world, see my tits!” – Patti
Baby, please don’t go down to New Orleans, you know I love you so, baby please don’t go.
“I have to share him with the world even more now.” – Bianca
“If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.” – Jim
“There’s this thing on Glee called mash-up where two things that don’t go together make one great song. Take Gabe. Take Michael. You make Gay Mike. Best friends.” – Erin
Wherein we take the journey through the three phases that led to Kind of Blue.
“I know you are because your tits are telling me.” – Patti