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Kitchen Nightmares, “Bel Aire”: where Astoria dreams are born (or die)
“Maybe we shouldn’t of did this.” – Patty
American Hoggers, “Junkyard Hog”: will these untested dogs hunt?
“Hogs like to eat anything. They eat baby sheep, baby goats.” – Jerry Campbell, The Hog Boss
Kitchen Nightmares, “Peter’s”: goodfellas in Babylon
“That’s just like baby food inside gunk.” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “Meson De Mesilla”: beige on beige on beige
“I bought the hotel to sing.” – Cali Szczawinski
Hoarders: Buried Alive, “Surviving On Trash”: everything needs to be gutted
“There is rodent feces and rodent urine.” – Tony
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mike and Nellie’s”: it tastes like there’s chemicals
“Did somebody die in here?” – Gordon Ramsay
Sister Wives, “Wives on the Move”: one step closer to four wives
The Browns throw a birthday party for Robyn, then move her closer to the family house in preparation for getting married.
Sister Wives, “Sister Wives in Holiday Crisis,” Christmas comes and the Browns go
“No one can take away your Christmas.” – Robyn
Tia & Tamera, “Two’s A Crowd”: self-generated issues
Why do people like to create problems for themselves where they don’t exist?
Tia & Tamera, “The Wedding Forecast: Rain”: mini melting down
Contrary to popular belief, having a twin doesn’t always mean they will understand you or be there for you.
Sister Wives, “Third Wife in Labor”: and baby Truley makes 21
“I’m not going to be kissing my girlfriend while my wife is in labor!” – Kody
The T.O. Show, “Under The Knife”: countdown to failure
“I don’t know if this is a sign from God telling me to retire.” – Terrell Owens
The Real World, D.C., “Bitch Begins With Bi”: Erika v. Ashley
“Everyone looks at me like I’m the bitch, or something.” – Erika
The Real World, “Sisterhood and Brotherly Love”: oh, those cheese steaks of yore
The drama seems to have been wrung out of this iteration of The Real World.
The Real World (New Orleans): “Over Knight”: gators in the boat
“You’re only good for one thing.” – Knight to Jemmye
The Real World (New Orleans), “Au Revoir Nawlins”: never oppose Louisiana’s appetite
“It all just got really real there for a second.” – Eric
The Real Housewives of Orange County, “He Said What?”: needs more zombies
Bring on the undead invasion — these women have sapped my will to live.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey, “Portrait of an Italian Family”: oh no she didn’t!
The Giudices and the Gorgas unite for a family portrait, Jacqueline finally gives up on Ashley, and Teresa’s new cookbook stirs up drama.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey, “Belly Up & Up”: inner goddesses
Teresa and Ashley: leave the vinegar at home — you need to use honey sometimes to get people on your side.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, “Blame It on the Altitude”: skis the limit
The BH bunch heads to Colorado for some ski time.
The Rachel Zoe Project, “New Beginnings, Big Changes”: bananas and a baby
The stylist to the stars is finally with child, but will she slow down at all?
The Pauly D Project, “Hello Pressure! I’m Pauly D”: yeeeeahhh budddyyy
Biggy is scared to tell his girlfriend that he will be moving to Las Vegas.
The Little Couple, “Will You Be My Surrogate?” and “See You Later, Alligator?”: one step closer
In the season opener of The Little Couple we pick up right where we left off in the season finale earlier this year. Jen and Bill are about to meet with their potential surrogate, Cindy, and her husband James.
Sister Wives, “The 4 Lives of Kody Brown”: when things get rocky
“I tell ya, you’ve gotta have love, communication, forgiveness and dedication.” – Kody
Take The Money and Run, “The South Beach Sisters”: curious Jorge
“We leave no trail for them.” – Rebecca
Take The Money and Run, “Pilot”: a “case” study in squandered potential
“You can’t make chicken soup out of chicken poop.” – Detective Dean
Take the Money and Run, “Just Between You and Me”: nice eyes
“Trish and I are going to pull off the perfect crime.” – Rick
T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle, “God, Family, Hustle” and “Booty Tag”: T.I. plays Mr. Mom
“Haven’t I been to jail enough times so you should know how to treat me when I come home?” – T.I.
T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle, “A Wonderful Day To Be A Harris”: headshots and barbecue tater chips
“Get back out my face, man. You smell like barbecue tater chips.” – T.I.
Survivor: Redemption Island, “Seems Like a No-Brainer”: ruthless but brilliant
“I don’t like to see someone corrupt my soldiers.” – Boston Rob Mariano
Sister Wives, “Sister Wives in the City of Sin”: an unhappy place for The Browns
“If this was really about lust, prostitutes are a lot cheaper than wives.” – Robyn
Sister Wives, “The Wives Diet Woes”: heading to the gym
“There’s so much love in their home. It’s hard to cast negative judgments on them.” – Danielle
Roseanne’s Nuts, “Pig War”: the days of swine and roses
The comedienne returns to TV as a reality star?
Rat Bastards, “Old War, New Tricks”: Spike’s rat hunting show misses the mark
There is bad TV. There is terrible TV. And then there is Rat Bastards.
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares: The Complete Series One and Two DVD Review
Nightmares, British-style.
Kitchen Nightmares, “Leone’s”: rodents watching television
“Pissing with garlic.” – Gordon Ramsay
Quints by Surprise, “Freedom”: crib bars, be gone!
The nice, normal Jones multiples family returns to TLC.
Sister Wives, “Polygamous Party”: appreciating friendship
“These are families that are just like the rest of America. This is our diversity.” – Daniel
Sister Wives, “Courting A Fourth Wife”: is one more too many?
Kody works on his new relationship with Robyn while the other wives try to work through the change.
Most Eligible Dallas, “Everything’s Bigger in Texas”: is matt making his move?
Another party, but maybe this one signifies a change in Matt?
Most Eligible Dallas, “Take the Bull by the Horns”: pretty pecs and catty tongues
The Dallas friends try to make nice after the dinner party from hell.
Most Eligible Dallas, “Pony Up”: oh, just make out already!
The Dallas clique ends the season with some changes.
Most Eligible Dallas, “Plenty of Fish in the Big D”: natural born poser
Vapid pretty people in Dallas give the city a bad name.
Most Eligible Dallas, “Make Love Not War”: charity meltdowns
The gang gets heated at a charity event in Dallas.
Million Dollar Listing New York, “The Shark, The Smooth Talker and The New Kid”: we are the one percent
“My motto is ‘Expansion: always, all ways’.” – Ryan
Love and Hip Hop, “Still Look Pretty”: baby mama drama
“It was not my finest hour.” – Chrissy
Kourtney & Kim Take New York, “Go Get Your Man”: countdown to divorce
“The Hump is back!” – Kris
Keeping Up With the Kardashians, “Out of Wedlock”: time for a chill pill
Kris becomes a minister and Kourtney is, like, so annoyed with her.
Kate Plus 8, “DC Cupcakes Visit”: frosting and awkward advances
Making cupcakes in D.C. isn’t as sweet as it could be.