“I wanna ride bikes, and catch snakes, and do kid stuff forever.” – Joel
“I wanna ride bikes, and catch snakes, and do kid stuff forever.” – Joel
“We are all just one Pabst Blue Ribbon away from being White Trash In Trouble.” – Narrator
“When destiny calls, the chosen have no choice.” – Opening credits
Why you should leave comedy to the humans…
A discussion of one of the more controversial episodes of The Simpsons.
“That rat dude really likes you. You must be a metrosexual or something.” – Butt-Head
“Teen obesity kicks ass!” – Butt-Head
“You will belove my bunghole!” – Beavis/Cornholio
“Give me her hand. I don’t even care which one!” – Beavis
“Occasionally, you have to run from the po-po.” – Leonard
Mark Lilly acts really out of character.
Roommate bonding time.
“Mark, this is all so sudden!” – Calllie
“It’s 1987 all over again.” – Grimes
A dragon mating and Rambo koala men.
A new side to Mark’s character is revealed.
A weird blend of Rosemary’s Baby and The Omen.
Can one distasteful joke ruin Ugly Americans’ potential?
We see how Mark’s “fix-it” attitude gets him in trouble in this episode.
Frank conjures Egyptian voodoo to deal with his mommy issues.
“I blinked my balls… my eyeballs.” – Lumpy Space Princess
LSP gets an episode to herself.
Go Finn! Pursue your princess!
Ice King finally creates the perfect soul mate for himself.
“I want to get creamed!” – Random Candy Peasant
Reading isn’t always fun, it seems.
The Ice King attempts some hostile bonding time.
Whatever happened to this kind of television?
Finn and Jake lock themselves in Marceline’s closet – it’s not what you think.
An impressive use of Chekhov’s gun.
Adventure Time delves into different animation styles and darker tones this week.
“Holy (beep). So that’s what happened to the 7’s.” – Brock Samson
Finn and Jake start a holiday tradition.
Jake attempts to find Finn a new love interest in the most unlikely place.
Introducing Me-Mow the kitty assassin.
Adventure Time’s third season continues the show’s tradition of surrealist animation and whimsical adventure.
Finn and Jake square off with a kingdom of candy zombies.
Ice King and our dynamic duo showcase their dysfunctional relationship in this episode.
Finn goes on an adventure to heal his foot.
Tree Trunks is just not that appealing.
Susan Strong returns to enlist the help of Finn and Jake.
Lumpy Space Princess seduces Finn with her lumps.
Finally: the long-awaited gender-swap episode arrives.
“I could eat! I mean, not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but, you know, not necessarily NOT spaghetti and meatballs.” – Archer
“Machines can hurt people.” – Archer
“I’m looking for a terrorist and ocelot, not necessarily in that order.” – Archer
“Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you amongst cocktails.” – Archer
“My ass is everywhere.” – Mr. Ford
“We gonna make some cooch chili, or what?” – Pam
“I wasn’t sure if you knew what “amenable” actually meant, until you followed it up with “nonplussed.” – Archer