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Tag: Reality TV
Sister Wives, “Third Wife in Labor”: and baby Truley makes 21
“I’m not going to be kissing my girlfriend while my wife is in labor!” – Kody
The T.O. Show, “Under The Knife”: countdown to failure
“I don’t know if this is a sign from God telling me to retire.” – Terrell Owens
The Real World, D.C., “Bitch Begins With Bi”: Erika v. Ashley
“Everyone looks at me like I’m the bitch, or something.” – Erika
The Real World, “Sisterhood and Brotherly Love”: oh, those cheese steaks of yore
The drama seems to have been wrung out of this iteration of The Real World.
The Real World (New Orleans): “Over Knight”: gators in the boat
“You’re only good for one thing.” – Knight to Jemmye
The Real World (New Orleans), “Au Revoir Nawlins”: never oppose Louisiana’s appetite
“It all just got really real there for a second.” – Eric
The Real Housewives of Orange County, “He Said What?”: needs more zombies
Bring on the undead invasion — these women have sapped my will to live.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey, “Portrait of an Italian Family”: oh no she didn’t!
The Giudices and the Gorgas unite for a family portrait, Jacqueline finally gives up on Ashley, and Teresa’s new cookbook stirs up drama.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey, “Belly Up & Up”: inner goddesses
Teresa and Ashley: leave the vinegar at home — you need to use honey sometimes to get people on your side.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, “Blame It on the Altitude”: skis the limit
The BH bunch heads to Colorado for some ski time.
The Rachel Zoe Project, “New Beginnings, Big Changes”: bananas and a baby
The stylist to the stars is finally with child, but will she slow down at all?
The Pauly D Project, “Hello Pressure! I’m Pauly D”: yeeeeahhh budddyyy
Biggy is scared to tell his girlfriend that he will be moving to Las Vegas.
The Next Iron Chef: Super Chefs, “Storytelling”: big apple tricks
New York City plays host to the next stage of the Iron Chef competition.
The Next Iron Chef: Super Chefs, “Primal: Heat and Meat”: the elements will get you
The Food Network stacks the cast in the latest season of The Next Iron Chef: Super Chefs.
The Next Iron Chef: Super Chefs, “Improvisation”: so an octopus met a marshmallow…
Can the judges make quick work of some zany ingredients?
The Marriage Ref, “Sarah Silverman, Matthew Broderick, Martin Short”: call of booty
“I’m gonna go husband, but I think they should get divorced.” – Sarah Silverman
The Little Couple, “Will You Be My Surrogate?” and “See You Later, Alligator?”: one step closer
In the season opener of The Little Couple we pick up right where we left off in the season finale earlier this year. Jen and Bill are about to meet with their potential surrogate, Cindy, and her husband James.
The Great Human Race: NatGeo gets back to ancient school basics
The concept of The Great Human Race is simple and clever: drop two people on different points on the “migratory route” of human history — from Africa to North America — and see what happens.
The Great Food Truck Race, “What Happens in Vegas”: taco-flavored kisses
A second season of Food Network’s food truck race speeds into action.
The Great Food Truck Race, “Midnight Truck to Georgia”: location, location, location
The Golden Peach that wasn’t.
The Great Food Truck Race, “Miami Heat”: and then there were two
The heat gets turned up a notch as the race for $100k draws to a close.
The Great Food Truck Race, “Hog Wild in Memphis”: hogs and cheaters
Sometimes you just need to have a little faith in yourself before doing something erroneous.
The Great Food Truck Race, “Big Bites, Little Apple”: comfort zones
Having the advantage doesn’t always work out in your favor.
The Great Food Truck Race, “A Pinch of Salt Lake City”: SLC truck
Sometimes offering a bargain isn’t always the best deal.
The Dudesons in America, “Spaced”: I do this for Einstein and gravity
“If you fail, the consequences will be pain.”
The Colony, “New Beginning”: when actors attack
“I don’t get it.” – Josh (Tom Hanks), Big
The Challenge: Battle of the Exes, “What’s Love Got To Do With It?”: stupid, stupid Vinny
“You just ripped my shirt in front of the f—ing cameras!” – Mandi
The Challenge: Battle of The Exes, “Love Is A Battlefield”: honey, ah, sugar, sugar
The Challenge is back, baby!
The Challenge, “Tainted Love”: slip-slidin’ away
“Okay guys, there’s two balls and three boys.” – T.J. Lavin
The Challenge: Battle of The Exes, “Where Did Our Love Go?”: The Challenge gets trivial
“I would love nothing more than to spit in Paula’s face.” – Naomi
The Biggest Loser is a deeply weird TV show
For the most part The Biggest Loser seems like a show that spreads positive messages and encourages people to live fitter and healthier lives, there’s an element to it that I find tremendously odd and not a little bit disturbing.
The Amazing Race, “Super Shady (Copenhagen, Denmark)”: hop little bunny, hop hop
The racers touch down in Copenhagen where two teams must complete both sides of the detour after suffering the dreaded double U-turn.
The Amazing Race, “Kindness of Strangers”: who knew confucius was so confusing?
The teams start their race around the world in China, but will a missing passport derail one team before they even begin?
The Amazing Race, “Hi. I’m Sorry. I’m In a Race.”: the finish line
“That’s not a computer.” – Jill
The Amazing Race, “Ali Baba in a Suit”: South Beach muscle people
“Oh man, we’re going to Oman!” – Nat
Sister Wives, “The 4 Lives of Kody Brown”: when things get rocky
“I tell ya, you’ve gotta have love, communication, forgiveness and dedication.” – Kody
Take The Money and Run, “The South Beach Sisters”: curious Jorge
“We leave no trail for them.” – Rebecca
Take The Money and Run, “Pilot”: a “case” study in squandered potential
“You can’t make chicken soup out of chicken poop.” – Detective Dean
Take the Money and Run, “Just Between You and Me”: nice eyes
“Trish and I are going to pull off the perfect crime.” – Rick
Take The Money and Run, “Bam! Did I Scare You?”: second verse, dumb as the first
“When they incarcerate us, don’t talk.” – Zuly
T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle, “God, Family, Hustle” and “Booty Tag”: T.I. plays Mr. Mom
“Haven’t I been to jail enough times so you should know how to treat me when I come home?” – T.I.
T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle, “A Wonderful Day To Be A Harris”: headshots and barbecue tater chips
“Get back out my face, man. You smell like barbecue tater chips.” – T.I.
Survivor: South Pacific, “Loyalties Will Be Broken”: Ozzy or Coach or…
Albert, Sophie, Rick, Coach, Ozzy, and Brandon entered the two-hour finale with a shot to the million bucks. But only one could claim the title of Sole Survivor.
Survivor: Redemption Island, “Seems Like a No-Brainer”: ruthless but brilliant
“I don’t like to see someone corrupt my soldiers.” – Boston Rob Mariano
Survivor: Redemption Island, “Reunion”: a perfect game
“It was kind of cult-like.” – Jeff Probst to Rob on the unity of his alliance
Survivor: Nicaragua, “What About Me?”: oh Fabio
Victory came through a combination of luck, youth, good looks, good nature, and true grit.
Survivor: Nicaragua, “Pulling the Trigger”: all talk and no action
“Jimmy T is being Jimmy T. He is a loudmouth; he just has to hear his own voice 24/7.” – Marty
Survivor: Nicaragua, “Young at Heart”: the power of the medallion
“I have a nickname: Chatterbox.” – Wendy
Survivor: Nicaragua, “What Goes Around, Comes Around”: idol insanity
“It could go down as one of the stupidest moves ever, or maybe not.” – Marty