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Tag: Reality TV
Hotel Hell, “Monticello Hotel”: the loving Mr. Lovingfoss
“I mean really, how f—ing arrogant.” – Dan Laney
Kitchen Nightmares, “Campania”: it looks like a bison’s tongue
“So sorry about the old bag.” – Gordon Ramsay
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test season 2, “Grit”: this is where we ambush them with chaos
“It’s gonna get brutal.” – Billy
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Dawn Robinson & Diana Gowins (“Nene’s Bridesmaids”): lead with the sexy
“I’m not a game player.” – Diana Gowins
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test season 2, “Survival”: the will to fight
“Y’all want to know what it’s like to be one of us? This is what it is.” – Q
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Steve Lobel & Rachel Uchitel (“Return of the Teddy Bear and The Shredder”): guns, gondolas, and bats
“I’m not perfect, but I’m picky.” – Steve Lobel
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test Season 2, “Pressure”: I’m gonna take their soul today
“Ignore the pain… We do what it takes to accomplish the mission.” – Rudy
Kitchen Nightmares, “Seascape”: that sewage smell
“Can’t you shut the f— up? Tell him to get out of here.” – Irene
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test Season 2, “Character”: please stop telling me I’m okay, I’m not okay
“I think we need to start smashing them physically more.” – Rudy Reyes
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test Season 2, “Panic”: you just left a man to die
“Cowardice, fail.” – Foxy
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Vegas” Dave Oancea & Gerry McCambridge (“Make Time for Love and Betting On Change”): trailer park city
“You’re just gonna tell me that Yoda over there sleeps with girls and they just fall at his feet.” – Patti Stanger
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test Season 2, “Exposure”: an unadulterated bag of crap
“I was touring. I’m in a band.” – Tom Sandoval
The Millionaire Matchmaker, John Bonavia & David Epstein (“Frat Brat and Numb with Fear”): making Hollywood his frat house
“Sometimes boobs come with a kangaroo pouch.” – John Bonavia
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Justin Cooper & Chad Towersey (“The Fixer and The Dick”): I’m a guy at the end of the day
“Did I have a one-night stand last weekend? Yeah.” – Chad Towersey
Hoarding: Buried Alive, “Not A Safe Place”: there are bugs in there moving around
“My house looks like a tsunami or tornado or anything that picks things up and spins it around and lands.” – Renee
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test Season 2, “Far From Home”: yeah, the whole country’s pissed off at me
“What a mess. Pretty little locks.” – Special Forces guy to Tom Sandoval
Kitchen Nightmares, “The Mixing Bowl”: worse than the Dollar Shop
“When was the last time you ate a salad?” – Gordon Ramsay
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Dr. Emil Chynn & Daniel Passov (“The Technical Brain and Moonstruck”): in the freaking hot tub
“Where’s the farm, where’s the cow you’re milking?” – Patti Stanger
Hoarding: Buried Alive, “There Are Mice Everywhere”: down here it’s wicked clutter
“I don’t know why things got out of control like they did.” – Kathleen
Kitchen Nightmares, “Bel Aire”: where Astoria dreams are born (or die)
“Maybe we shouldn’t of did this.” – Patty
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Ian Bernardo & Jeff Ogden (“The Trust Fund Brat & The Cliffdiver”): let me tell you how I spell love
“I’m unique and other people can’t handle it.” – Ian Bernardo
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Matt Brooks & Adam Winters (“Mr. President Meets the ‘Beverly Hillbilly’”): if you make the money, you make the rules
“What Southern fantasy world is this guy living in?” – Patti
American Hoggers, “Junkyard Hog”: will these untested dogs hunt?
“Hogs like to eat anything. They eat baby sheep, baby goats.” – Jerry Campbell, The Hog Boss
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Katrina Parker & Dr. Theo Kousouli (“Workaholics”): seeking Mr. Darcy
“How long have you been 29?” – Patty Stanger
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Stefan Richter & Brian Minter (“Kid in a Candy Store and Groundhog Day”): the grim reaper of love
“I can’t have a vegan, I would kill myself.” – Stefan Richter
Kitchen Nightmares, “Peter’s”: goodfellas in Babylon
“That’s just like baby food inside gunk.” – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “Meson De Mesilla”: beige on beige on beige
“I bought the hotel to sing.” – Cali Szczawinski
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Fiona Forbes & Jack Roddy (“The Shy Extrovert and The Rescuer”): getting those wheels greased downstairs
“He’s a little rougher around the edges than my average client.” – Patti Stanger
Hoarders: Buried Alive, “Surviving On Trash”: everything needs to be gutted
“There is rodent feces and rodent urine.” – Tony
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Robbie Mione & Dane Dunn (“Mr. Superficial and the Nutjob Magnet”): creepy city
“A boat doesn’t make your dick bigger.” – Robbie Mione
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Rosie Pierri & Andrew Christian (“The Late Bloomer and The Gay Hugh Hefner”): it’s gonna sparkle
“We got a 46-year-old virgin over here.” – Rich
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Joe Bayen & Frank Cerino (“The Running Man and Great Expectations”): it’s about me, it’s about me, it’s about me
“What’s Cameroon?” – Patti Stanger
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mike and Nellie’s”: it tastes like there’s chemicals
“Did somebody die in here?” – Gordon Ramsay
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Courtney Kerr & Stefan Dahlqvist (“Courtney and The Peacock”): prima donna Dallas
“Why don’t they use tongue?” – Patti Stanger
Work of Art, “Kitsch Me If You Can”: what the hell are you making?
Season Two of the Bravo reality show gives it another go.
Sister Wives, “Wives on the Move”: one step closer to four wives
The Browns throw a birthday party for Robyn, then move her closer to the family house in preparation for getting married.
Sister Wives, “Sister Wives in Holiday Crisis,” Christmas comes and the Browns go
“No one can take away your Christmas.” – Robyn
Who’s Still Standing, “Country Strong”: trap door bore
Ben Bailey hosts a disappointing game show on NBC.
Tosh.0, “Phillies Tased Fan”: Blunt force trauma
“The only way to increase property values on Sesame Street is to get rid of the homeless.” – Daniel Tosh
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Jonathan Cheban & Eric Berman (“The Know-It-All and Bigger Better Berman”): my ass is grass karmically
“How loud do you orgasm?” – Patti Stanger
Top Shot, “Sweating Bullets”: hitting the mark
The only thing larger than the stakes are the egos.
Top Chef: Texas, “The Heat Is On”: the bubbles burst
The finalists for the show get narrowed down to 16… wait, 17?
Top Chef: Just Desserts, “Villa Rosa”: gumming up the works
The dessert masters have to whip up confections for reality royalty.
Top Chef: Just Desserts, “Sweet Symphony”: harmony and sweet discord
The pastry chefs have to think progressive and together.
Top Chef: Just Desserts, “Showpiece”: spatulas set to stun
Master pastry chefs step up their game for Season Two.
Top Chef Masters, “The Buffet Must Go On”: Viva Las Vegas
When is “gourmet buffet” NOT an oxymoron?
Ton of Cash, “If Lakes Could Kill”: Jonny’s bananas
“I’m no Lance Armstrong or anything. I mean I have two nuts. But I can ride a bike three and a half miles.” – Chuck
Ton of Cash, “A Ton of Cash”: giving ’em a run for their money
“I’m basically all the Jersey Shore kids in one.” – Chuck
Tia & Tamera, “Two’s A Crowd”: self-generated issues
Why do people like to create problems for themselves where they don’t exist?