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Key & Peele, “Bitch”: I said b…
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Kitchen Nightmares, “Michon’s”: our food is nasty
“But if it tastes like s—, don’t nobody want to eat that.” – Todesha
Hotel Hell, “Angler’s Lodge”: dipped in elk’s blood
“When we lost that little boy, our life stopped.” – Dede
Kitchen Nightmares, “Greek at the Harbor”: finally, something that’s edible
“Taste of Greece? Taste of greasy.” – Gordon Ramsay
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Jesse Kovacs & A.J. Johnson”: the dog, the douche, what’s the deal?
“How much more of Rich’s oh twelve cab can we get down here?” – Jesse Kovacs
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “La Serenata”: like the inside of my great grandad’s underpants
“I work too much for this.” – Aurora
Hotel Hell, “Beachfront Inn”: it’s festered, it’s off, it’s bubbling
“Are we not in Florida?” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Luigi’s”: a little bit lazy, taking shortcuts
“Because of him, because of him!” – Grace
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “Sherman’s Restaurant”: catfish blues
“What’s a tater?” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Flamango’s”: Florida + Mangos = hideous beyond belief
“Shut your mouth already!” – Adele
Hotel Hell, “The Roosevelt Inn”: the consequences of John Hough’s eccentric behavior
“I can become physically very, very violent and have in the past… people get hurt.” – John Hough
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Allison Baver & Devin Alexander”: you’re 42 approaching 50
“I want the inner vixen coming out, okay?” – Patti Stanger
Kitchen Nightmares, “Café 36”: do you want a side of saliva with that?
“When food’s crap, it’s crap.” – Gordon Ramsay
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “Brownstone Bistro”: fighting through tragedy
“You’ve lost enough.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Sante Le Brea”: it’s like meat but not
“The biggest problem with this restaurant is you. Congratulations. – Gordon Ramsay
Hotel Hell, “River Rock Inn”: a hot flipping mess
“If you eat these cookies, take one to your next job interview.” – Ken’s nasty-gram
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Chris Manzo and Max Hodges”: you don’t got game
“It’s supernatural, man… love.” – Max Hodges
Kitchen Nightmares, “Fiesta Sunrise”: it’s like Tijuana threw up in here
“No one listens to me.” – Vic Flores
Kitchen Nightmares, “Sabatiello’s”: why you gotta be a bigshot with my money, bro?
“I’m so upset inside. I’m f—ing fumigating.” – Sammy Settembre
Hotel Hell, “Keating Hotel”: all style and no substance
“Why not just have the Ferrari of hotels?” – Eddie Kean
Kitchen Nightmares, “Jack’s Waterfront”: like some musclehead meatball
“Jack’s has had a reputation for bad food, and so in my opinion that’s what killed us.” – Tammer
Dog the Bounty Hunter, “The Competition”: it’s better for a woman to do that
“It’s not right for a man to go in and ask for directions.” – Dog the Bounty Hunter
Kitchen Nightmares, “Hannah and Mason’s”: chicken against raw chicken
“We were in the s—s right off the bat.” – Chris
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “The Old Coffee Pot Restaurant”: I’ve got rotten fries
“I’ve discovered the kitchen, and it’s pretty gross.” – Gordon Ramsay
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Marysol Patton & Luke Rockhold”: I smell some money
“If it’s not Mr. Right, it might be Mr. Right Now.” – Reza Farahan
Hoarding: Buried Alive, “A Horrible Sight”: I am a clutter junkie
“My life will probably disgust some people.” – Rick
Kitchen Nightmares, “J. Willy’s”: whenever a sign is flashing, it means desperation
“We’re gonna end up homeless, and it’s all because of J. Willy’s.” – Rick
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Stephanie Pratt, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, Kari Whitman”: looks is sex, money is security
“I’m sorry, they’re not getting boners here.” – Patti Stanger
Hotel Hell, “Cambridge Hotel”: look at how dead they are
“It looked like there was vomit on top of it.” – A diner
Dog the Bounty Hunter, “Father and Son”: we’re off to see the wizard
“He might be so high that he might not even know that he missed court.” – Leland
Kitchen Nightmares, “Black Pearl”: a ship that is rudderless
“You’re so full of s— that you should be a politician.” – Gordon Ramsay
Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, “Bella Gianna’s”: it smells like the backseat of my car
“When you attacked my guests, is that how you deal with customers?” – Gordon Ramsay
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Perez Hilton & Sonja Morgan”: daddy gave tongue?
“If you don’t make money, you’re not going to be able to keep up with me.” – Sonja Morgan
Kitchen Nightmares, “Trobiano’s”: when a chef lets go of a kitchen like this
“It’s my restaurant and my rules, and that should be the bottom line.” – Anthony Trobiano
Hotel Hell, “Calumet Inn”: too much trash talking around here
“This is real life, this is people’s jobs.” – Jocelyn Goeden
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test Season 3, “Capture”: it is absolute hell
“I’m just delirious.” – Golden Tate
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Ally Shapiro, Jill Zarin and Prince Ferdinand”: a metrosexual Hans and Franz
“He looks gay, but he’s really European.” – Patti Stanger.
Gordon Ramsay: Uncharted, “Peru’s Sacred Valley”: high altitude cuisine
“That smells amazing, and it’s free!” – Gordon Ramsay
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test Season 3, “On the Run”: everything you have been taught, you’re going to need
“Controlling emotion is the most important thing on the battlefield.” – Dusty
Kitchen Nightmares, “Giuseppe’s”: a horrible rut
“Hope you brought your magic wand!” – Kathy Borgia
Hotel Hell, “Curtis House Inn”: skid marks and a ghost named Betty
“There are spirits here.” – T.J. Hardisty
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas & Jeff Ogden (“Chilli & Jeff Ogden”): you’ve gotta get a sense of humor
“Kick him out, go go!” – Patti Stanger
Kitchen Nightmares, “Handlebar”: a complete, utter rancid joke
“I don’t want to be a chef.” – Chef Melissa
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test Season 3, “Resilience”: this is so gnarly
“it’s gonna get worse for the rest of your time here.” – Jovon “Q”
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test Season 3, “Duty”: a chilling highwire traverse
“You need to put your lives on the line to save the life of others.” – Rudy
Suits, “The Shelf Life”: shelf-ish motives, Drybeck drama
“What the hell are we gonna do when I get caught, Harvey?” – Mike
Fantasmas, “Cookies and Spaghetti”: there’s no market for weird
“Melf loves cookies and spaghetti!” – Melf