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The Millionaire Matchmaker, Angela Lutin & Shonda Lewis (“Alpha Females”): Dances With Wolves and The Apprentice
“You don’t like having your balls carried around in a jar.” – Angela Lutin
Kitchen Nightmares, “DownCity”: a funeral in my mouth
“It’s sort of lukewarm, solidified chunks of crap.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Davide”: for painkillers or whatever
“I’m not blowing smoke up my own ass, but the food is good.” – Frank
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Andrew & Laurence”: worshipping carnality
“Membership will not be refunded.” – Patti Stanger
Kitchen Nightmares, “Grasshopper Also”: frig it all
“Mitch, do something!” – Gordon Ramsay
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Irv Richards & Stephanie Costa (“Denise Richards’ Dad Is Looking For Love)”: like a princess
“Did chivalry fall off a cliff?” – Patti Stanger
Kitchen Nightmares, “Casa Roma”: could be throw up
“There is nothing edible.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “Revisited #2” flashback time eaters
Gordan Ramsay revisits two restaurants, which allows for lots of time eaten up with flashback footage.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Robby/Brendan”: roller skates are my ride
“If you take my advice, you will get married. If you refuse my advice, you’ll be single forever.” – Patti Stanger
Kitchen Nightmares, “Anna Vincenzo’s”: a version of a science lab
“He’s British. He doesn’t f—ing know anything about pizza.” – CeCe
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Bill & Heidi”: hydropaths and kingfishing
“Show off the knockers.” – Patti
Kitchen Nightmares, “Le Bistro”: a deluded little bubble
“You are blatantly ignorant.” – Gordon Ramsay
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Brett & David”: we are not an escort service
“What scares them away, my incredible talent?” – David Golshan
Kitchen Nightmares, “Lido Di Manhattan Beach”: grainy and furry
“Like, no one tells me that these things are going on unless someone tells me, and they haven’t told me.” – Lisa
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Mitch Berger & Joe Moller (“The NFL Kicker and the Workaholic”): a chapter about balls
“She put him in the friend zone because he wasn’t leading with his romantic sexual foot.” – Patti Stanger
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mojito’s”: how to drive Marcelo crazy
“Even with Chef Ramsey here, there’s absolutely no hope for this restaurant to survive.” – Eduardo
The Millionaire Matchmaker – “Xander/Joseph”: psychic sixth sense
“We’re gonna get you two to not pick these drama girls, these whackadoos.” – Patti
Kitchen Nightmares, “Bazzini”: inside a dollhouse
“We’re sinking like the Titanic in here.” – Gordon Ramsay
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “The Return of Robin Kassner” (Robin Kassner & Bradley Kramer): hello kitty’s back
“He had a baby with a Hooter’s waitress.” – Robin Kassner
Alien Encounters: Fact or Fiction “considers the evidence” of alien phenomena in Roswell, New Mexico
Alien Encounters: Fact or Fiction premieres on the Discovery Channel on Wednesday, June 19th, 2024 at 10p ET.
Kitchen Nightmares, “Hot Potato Cafe”: a sloppy dog mess
“I don’t think you can even wrap your mind around how big it is to open a restaurant.” – Erin
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “A Tale of Two Jimmys”: a tall drink of yoga water
“Why are you wearing the house frau dress from 1952?” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Dr. Alex Simpolous & Steve Lobel (“Dr. Frankenstein & Mr. Hip Hop”): paging Dr. Freak-enstein
“A hip hop Jew?” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Daniel and Brian (“Wounded Wally and the Mama’s Boy”): solid platinum
“Unless I do something about it, I cannot go back to sleep.” – Brian Holloway II
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Peter/Tai/German”: a series of circular movements
“Like the penis raises, and they go ‘yes’! The penis goes down, and they go, ‘no.’” – Patti
Grand Cayman: Secrets in Paradise, “Tropic Like It’s Hot”: paradise has a price
“It’s a small island with so much temptation.”
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mama Maria’s”: Tylenol with codeine
“Any businessman would’ve said, enough’s enough, pull the plug.” – John Esposito
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Lonnie/Patrick”: no sex rules
“This sounds like a Russian mail order thing.” – Lonnie
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Jeff/Julien”: the flagpole rises
“He’s not really rocking. He’s a software guy.” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Dave/Harold”: okey dokey smokey
“I’m looking for a girl that has the compliments and the beauty of Maxim meets FHM, with a Harvard degree, who’s sweet as sugar, who got off the farm, and wouldn’t expect a thing.” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “The Plastic Surgeon & The Pole Dancer”: God complex
“She’s a stripper teacher. Let’s call it what it is.” – Patti
Kourtney & Kim Take New York, “Go Get Your Man”: countdown to divorce
“The Hump is back!” – Kris
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Mama’s Boy Meets Southern Gentlemen”: paragliding for love
“Anybody have sex on a boat? Anybody get pregnant on a boat?” – William Stern
Jersey Shore re-watch! “Fade To Black” (S0104): beating up the beat
“We’re gonna have sex. That’s the situation.” – The Situation
Jersey Shore re-watch! “Good Riddance” (S0103): like a trash bag
“Yo, seriously, it’s like she’s on a whole other level with pickles.” – Jwoww
Jersey Shore re-watch! “The Tanned Triangle” (S0102): Ron-Ron Juice
“I just have unbelievable mass appeal.” – Mike The Situation
Jersey Shore re-watch! “A New Family” (S0101): party’s here
“My only rule: never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.” – Ronnie
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town”: smellology in the dating arena
“No offense, she’s a large sized woman.” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Cookies and Ice, and Everything Nice”: squishy gishy
“It’s not like, hey world, see my tits!” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Cooking and Queening”: plowing ’till the corn comes up
“I know you are because your tits are telling me.” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “House of Cards”: the bimbo comment
“Snip, snip, snip. Off go the balls.” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Brooklyn vs. Botox”: sake bombs
“I’m looking for a girl with junk in the trunk, Kim Kardashian-style.” – Jason
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Reunion Part 1”: bad pennies come home to roost
The ghosts of Patti’s past come back to haunt her on the Season 5 Millionaire Matchmaker reunion special.
Couple to Throuple: reality TV expands to couples looking for a “third”
“If you were given the chance at non-monogamy in paradise, what would you do?”
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Jersey in the House”: spin, spin, spin
“No offense, if she’s a Pilates instructor, did she eat the entire class?” – Patti
Toddlers and Tiaras, “Lollipops and Gumdrops Pageant”: MaKenzie’s back
A Toddlers and Tiaras all-star returns to steal the show.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Welcome to the Big Apple”: douchebag city
“The Gruber chastity belt, it’s made of like a titanium alloy.” – Bryce Gruber
Kitchen Nightmares, “Revisited, Part 2”: flashback time eaters
Gordan Ramsay revisits two restaurants, which provides an opportunity to eat up lots of time with flashback footage.
Kitchen Nightmares, “Revisited, Part 1”: negative negative
“You know what a guido is? That’s what she’s looking for.” – Adele on fortysomething daughter Cheryl