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The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Patti Meets Her Mate”: nosedive into snoozeville
“You are gay to the gay gay gay.” – Rachel
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “The Boys Are Back in Town”: hot boys unite
Patti does her first all-gay mixer with some stellar results.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Sweet Yigit and Johnny Limousine”: Pura-fied Nutella
“If there’s a chakra that’s closed down, then I’m happy to open it.” – Johnny Simon
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “There’s No Place Like Home”: hello sunshine and fake boobs
Patti Stanger is back in LA, ready to match together hearts and checkbooks.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “The Prince and I”: old money and new money
A literal prince and a nerd seek love from Patti and her team.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “The Young and the Loveless”: Jersey gents, Brentwood b…
“There are people that fake it till they make it? I don’t really have to fake it, ’cause I’ve already made it. But I could make it even more.” – Skylar Hausewirth
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “The Chauvinist and the Playboy”: she blew it
Two businessmen try to find the women who will make their babies.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “The Brothers Cruz”: we’re going to pump you up
A pair of brothers try Patti’s patience.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Patti Meets Her Match”: mama’s in the hot seat
Patti decides to give her club a try in the quest to find her own one true love.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Mr. Las Vegas and Mr. Personality”: do I sense a double flop?
Patti tried to work her magic with two guys that need some help.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Hillel and Dylan”: have you seen the muffin man?
“He looks like a muffin.” – Patti Stanger
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Helping the Self-Helpers”: these guys need some work
Two middle-aged self-help gurus need Patti’s help stat.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Greg and Zagros”: if you teach her how to ski…
Skip the lifeboats, everybody drown yourselves on the sound of the whistle!
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Fred-Ex Delivers”: the lingerie script
“Am I allowed to get a BJ on like the date?” – Freddie Mitchell
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “A Tale of Two Nice Guys”: nice and not-so-nice collide
Patti deals with a repeat offender and a guy who needs his mojo back.
Jersey Shore, “Like More Than A Friend”: ill romantic!
Here’s why “Like More Than A Friend” was ranked as the #4 episode of Jersey Shore’s wild fourth season.
Jersey Shore, “Fist Pump, Pushups, Chapstick”: hung up!
“My hair is sacred. It’s like my sacred crown. It means a lot to me.” – Pauly D
Jersey Shore, “Damage Is Done”: glitch in the matrix!
Here’s why “Damage Is Done” was ranked as the #6 episode of Jersey Shore’s wild fourth season.
Jersey Shore, “Three Men and a Snooki”: meatball revenge!
Here’s why “Three Men and a Snooki” was ranked as the #8 episode of Jersey Shore’s wild fourth season.
Jersey Shore, “Where Is My Boyfriend?”: the crying game!
Here’s why “Where Is My Boyfriend?” was ranked as the #7 episode of Jersey Shore’s wild fourth season.
Jersey Shore, “Situation Problems”: Sitch stands alone!
Here’s why “Situation Problems” was ranked as the #9 episode of Jersey Shore’s wild fourth season.
Jersey Shore, “Going to Italia”: taxi arrivato!
Here’s why “Going to Italia” was ranked as the #10 episode of Jersey Shore’s wild fourth season.
Jersey Shore, “Ciao, Italia”: end of the experiment!
“So they’re real? The babies with wings?” –Snooki
Jersey Shore, “Drunk Punch Love”: grenade whistle!
Here’s why “Drunk Punch Love” was ranked as the #1 episode of Jersey Shore’s third crazy season.
Jersey Shore, “Back to the Shore”: gorilla juicehead guido heaven!
Here’s why “Back to the Shore” was ranked as the #2 episode of Jersey Shore’s third crazy season.
Jersey Shore, “It’s Gonna Be an Interesting Summer”: situating situations!
Here’s why “It’s Gonna Be an Interesting Summer” was ranked as the #3 episode of Jersey Shore’s third crazy season.
Jersey Shore, “Cabs Are Here!”: that’s not cool bro!
Here’s why “Cabs Are Here!” was ranked as the #4 episode of Jersey Shore’s third crazy season.
Jersey Shore, “The Great Depression”: go hard!
Here’s why “The Great Depression” was ranked as the #5 episode of Jersey Shore’s third crazy season.
Jersey Shore, “Free Snooki”: Roger that!
Here’s why “Free Snooki” was ranked as the #6 episode of Jersey Shore’s third crazy season.
Jersey Shore, “Should We Just Break Up?”: Jersey shots!
Here’s why “Should We Just Break Up?” was ranked as the #7 episode of Jersey Shore’s second crazy season.
Jersey Shore, “Not So Shore”: #1 drinking cigarettes!
Here’s why “Not So Shore” was ranked as the #1 episode of Jersey Shore’s second wild season.
Jersey Shore, “The Letter”: putting the hippo to bed!
Here’s why “The Letter” was ranked as the #2 episode of Jersey Shore’s second wild season.
Jersey Shore, “Gone, Baby, Gone”: it’s t-shirt time!
Here’s why “Gone, Baby, Gone” was ranked as the #3 episode of Jersey Shore’s second wild season.
Jersey Shore, “Breaking Up”: smash those plates, yo!
Here’s why “Breaking Up” was ranked as the #4 episode of Jersey Shore’s second wild season.
Jersey Shore, “The Hangover”: that’s gangster!
Here’s why “The Hangover” was ranked as the #5 episode of Jersey Shore’s second wild season.
Jersey Shore, “Going South”: #6 amazing gorilla juiceheads!
Here’s why “Going South” was ranked as the #6 episode of Jersey Shore’s second wild season.
Jersey Shore, “Creepin’”: MVP!
Here’s why “Creepin’” was ranked as the #7 episode of Jersey Shore’s second wild season.
Jersey Shore, “Sleeping With the Enemy”: Ron’s MacGyver, yo!
“How does it feel, Jenny, to have the crap beat out of you from me? I’m basking in it.” – Sammi “Sweetheart”
Jersey Shore, “Girls Like That”: pivoting situations!
Here’s why “Girls Like That” was ranked as the #9 episode of Jersey Shore’s second wild season.