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Tag: Reality TV
Jersey Shore re-watch! “The Tanned Triangle” (S0102): Ron-Ron Juice
“I just have unbelievable mass appeal.” – Mike The Situation
Dead in the Water documentary is a PSA to not be a tourist in a country enduring civil war
The thing that screams out to me is don’t be a tourist in a country that’s enduring a civil war.
Jersey Shore re-watch! “A New Family” (S0101): party’s here
“My only rule: never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.” – Ronnie
Lost U-Boats of WWII hunts for buried Nazi treasures
A mixture of Geraldo Rivera’s The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vaults with some Jacques Cousteau elements thrown in.
Deal or No Deal Island takes its sums of money to the island tropics
Boston Rob: “This might be some of my best work to date.”
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Hello Kitty in a One Horse Town”: smellology in the dating arena
“No offense, she’s a large sized woman.” – Patti
Little Women: NY, “Big City, Little Women”: six little women, one Filipino sidekick
“You gotta have that attitude to live in New York.” – Jordanna
Sin City Murders examines “chilling homicide cases” in Las Vegas
I’m guessing the Las Vegas Tourism Board isn’t going to be actively promoting Sin City Murders, but who knows?
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Cookies and Ice, and Everything Nice”: squishy gishy
“It’s not like, hey world, see my tits!” – Patti
Love & WWE: Bianca & Montez, “Long Distance Love”: going to Chamber
“I have to share him with the world even more now.” – Bianca
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Cooking and Queening”: plowing ’till the corn comes up
“I know you are because your tits are telling me.” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “House of Cards”: the bimbo comment
“Snip, snip, snip. Off go the balls.” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Brooklyn vs. Botox”: sake bombs
“I’m looking for a girl with junk in the trunk, Kim Kardashian-style.” – Jason
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Reunion Part 1”: bad pennies come home to roost
The ghosts of Patti’s past come back to haunt her on the Season 5 Millionaire Matchmaker reunion special.
Couple to Throuple: reality TV expands to couples looking for a “third”
“If you were given the chance at non-monogamy in paradise, what would you do?”
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Jersey in the House”: spin, spin, spin
“No offense, if she’s a Pilates instructor, did she eat the entire class?” – Patti
Toddlers and Tiaras, “Lollipops and Gumdrops Pageant”: MaKenzie’s back
A Toddlers and Tiaras all-star returns to steal the show.
Alone: Frozen, “50 Day Freeze”: squirrel alarm
Winning Survivor seems kind of easy compared to this, was my first thought.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Welcome to the Big Apple”: douchebag city
“The Gruber chastity belt, it’s made of like a titanium alloy.” – Bryce Gruber
Kitchen Nightmares, “Revisited, Part 2”: flashback time eaters
Gordan Ramsay revisits two restaurants, which provides an opportunity to eat up lots of time with flashback footage.
Kitchen Nightmares, “Revisited, Part 1”: negative negative
“You know what a guido is? That’s what she’s looking for.” – Adele on fortysomething daughter Cheryl
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mill Street Bistro, Part II”: oh Joe
“My dad wanted to choke Joe out.” – Mill Street Bistro employee
Kitchen Nightmares, “Mill Street Bistro, Part 1”: greasy slop
“You’re a small man with a fake bistro.” – Gordon Ramsay
Kitchen Nightmares, “La Galleria 33 Part 2”: lunatics leading the asylum
“I really want to go home. I need a cooler… I’m just gonna have a glass of wine.” – Lisa
Kitchen Nightmares, “La Galleria 33 Part 1”: beginning of the end
“I’m really hoping he’s not getting the seafood ravioli.” – Rita
90 Day Fiancé, “Dearly Beloved”: I’m freaking out
It’s a new season of 90 Day Fiancé, and we meet four new couples: Ashley and Manuel, Jasmine and Gino, Sophie and Rob, and Nicole and Justin.
Love & WWE: Bianca & Montez, “Crunch Time”: show, don’t tell
“We basically live in Jurassic Park.” – Bianca
The Millionaire Matchmaker – “Justin & Kevin”: a divorce waiting to happen
“This is textbook Harvard School of Psychology chauvinism.” – Patti
Love & WWE: Bianca & Montez, “The Training Game”: solo artistry
“It’s good to know that all my weirdness and differentness, it’s got me to basically live out my dreams.” – Montez
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Ayinde & Will”: eight with a brain
“Does the term a-hole mean anything to you?” – Patti
Love & WWE: Bianca & Montez, “Planning A Baby”: streets ahead
“We’re The Street Profits, not The Street Deficits.” — Montez
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Douglas & Nicole”: superficial uber-narcissism
“Looks fade, and dumb is forever.” – Patti
Love & WWE: Bianca & Montez, “Love & WWE”: street profits
The road to WrestleMania for Bianca Belair and Montez Ford begins.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Trevor & Tricia”: switch hitting
“If anyone can figure out if Tricia’s bi-sexual, it’s Tyler.” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Jimmy D & Mateo”: off-brand Scarface
“Oy vey.” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Jason & David”: perfectly rehab
“They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no, no.” – Amy Winehouse, “Rehab”
Below Deck, “She’d Better Not Be Saying”: Adrienne Unleashed
“Serving Adrienne makes me want to vomit in her face.” – Kat
Below Deck, “Strains, Stains and a Big Pain”: bury the kiss hatchet
“Ultimately everyone wants what they can’t have.” – Ben
Below Deck, “Bitchy Resting Face”: blame the blanket
“Balls and everything. That’s not cool.” – Ben
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Smike & Rupert”: let’s get metaphysical
“How LA cliché can you get?” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Shauna & Michael”: cougar crazy
“The Botox b—- is back.” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Justin & Tyler”: riding that ride
“How much can you brag, Mr. Emmy?” – Patti
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Omar & Nick”: hauling junk
“I’m a professional, you need to trust me, okay? Otherwise, you’re gonna point your pecker in the wrong direction.” – Patti
Project Runway, “Go Big Or Go Home”: stilted walking
The designers are tasked with dressing stilt walkers as the competition reaches new… heights.
Project Runway, “The Art of the Matter”: art meets form
The designers get a little inspiration from some young art students.
Project Runway, “It’s A Party”: flamenco funeral dancers
Is the party over for Project Runway?
Project Runway, “Off the Track”: quitters, tripping, and butt toe
The designers run for the glory.
Flipping Out, “Wake-Up Call”: topping her off
“Do you think I like to be angry? I don’t.” – Jeff
Flipping Out, “New Kid on the Block”: further away from crazy
“If you’re trying to win a popularity contest, you’re in the wrong business, Sarah.” – Jeff Lewis